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[quote=“Mups, post: 1822147”]
As Santa sat reading his mail
His face began to pale
He let out a large sigh
And stifled a cry
As out dropped a big smelly snail.

PLEASE IGNORE PREVIOUS STARTER LINE ABOUT THE ELVES.

'Twas a wet and dark winter’s day

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'Twas a wet and dark winter’s day
When Santa set on his way

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'Twas a wet and dark winter’s day
When Santa set on his way
The Reindeers were fed

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Twas a wet and dark winter’s day
When Santa set on his way
The Reindeers were fed
By Rudolph we’re led

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Twas a wet and dark winter’s day
When Santa set on his way
The Reindeers were fed
By Rudolph we’re led
We’ve toys for the children to play.

Our Tabby’s got a big frog

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Our Tabby’s got a big frog
Chewing will be a hard slog

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Our Tabby’s got a big frog
Chewing will be a hard slog
Not if it’s braised

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Our Tabby’s got a big frog
Chewing will be a hard slog
Not if it’s braised
Then carefully glazed

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Our Tabby’s got a big frog
Chewing will be a hard slog
Not if it’s braised
Then carefully glazed
And then given to the dog

While thinking of going to bed

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While thinking of going to bed
Another thought entered my head

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While thinking of going to bed
Another thought entered my head
A nice cup of tea

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While thinking of going to bed
Another thought entered my head
A nice cup of tea
In a big mug for me

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While thinking of going to bed
Another thought entered my head
A nice cup of tea
In a big mug for me
Will go down a treat, enough said

My teabag has burst in the mug

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My teabag has burst in the mug
And it looks like a big hairy bug

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My teabag has burst in the mug
And there looks like a big hairy bug
Is it Typhoo or PG?

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My teabag has burst in the mug
And it looks like a big hairy bug
Is it Typhoo or PG?
And have you made one for me?

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My teabag has burst in the mug
And it looks like a big hairy bug
Is it Typhoo or PG?
And have you made one for me?
Sorry no. but I’ll send you a hug.

Is Black Friday a modern day scam

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Is Black Friday a modern day scam
Yes, I hear it is often a sham

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Is Black Friday a modern day scam
Yes, I hear it is often a sham
Shoppers get done

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Is Black Friday a modern day scam
Yes, I hear it is often a sham
Shoppers get done
Which spoils all the fun