I found a sick bird on my lawn
It’s feathers all tattered and torn
Nearby was the wrongdoer
A cat AKN The Wee Poo’er
Standing there looking forlorn
Then a big dog chased it away
Then a big dog chased it away
It had better not come back today
Then a big dog chased it away
It had better not come back today
Or i’ll set my wife on it
She came at it with a stick
Dianne, I’m afraid that’s not quite the idea in this thread. 
If you read back you will see we all take turns in adding one rhyming line to add to the limerick.
I will have to carry on from EZ’s last line - sorry.
Then a big dog chased it away
It had better not come back today
Or i’ll set my wife on it
And she’ll charge upon it
- (best I can do EZ)
Then a big dog chased it away
It had better not come back today
Or i’ll set my wife on it
And she’ll charge upon it
And she’s fierce, at the end of the day.
Did you forget the next one dongle? 
While shopping in Sainsbury’s today
It is ok but it did rhyme…so where was it wrong?
if you could just explain my wrong doings I would maybe learn
While shopping in Sainsbury’s today
I met a man with a bale of hay!
While shopping in Sainsbury’s today
I met a man with a bale of hay!
‘That’s the last straw’ I said
While shopping in Sainsbury’s today
I met a man with a bale of hay!
‘That’s the last straw’ I said
But his look just cut me dead
While shopping in Sainsbury’s today
I met a man with a bale of hay!
‘That’s the last straw’ I said
But his look just cut me dead
So I made my quick get away.
What a pile of ironing May had
OK. Not to worry, just perhaps try to add it to the whole rhyme instead of just a line on its own, and that makes it easier for the next person to add their line. Easier to copy/paste the whole limerick that way. 
What a pile of ironing May had
And all done in one day, that’s not bad.
What a pile of ironing May had
And all done in one day, that’s not bad.
Maybe next clean the Windows for all to see out,
What a pile of ironing May had
And all done in one day, that’s not bad.
Maybe next clean the Windows for all to see out,
My dog keeps smearing them with her snout
What a pile of ironing May had
All done in one day, that’s not bad
Maybe next clean the windows for all to see out
My dog keeps smearing them with her snout
If he does it again i’ll tell my Dad.
While in my garden today cutting the grass
While in my garden today cutting the grass
I saw a young lady, a real bit of class
While in my garden today cutting the grass
I saw a young lady, a real bit of class
I winked and I smiled