Alas, I was awake by four
Cos some sod knocked on my door
T’was the milkman, asking for money
And flogging some honey
But no luck cos I am poor.
The milkman took pity on me
The milkman took pity on me
As I’d run out of milk for my tea
The milkman took pity on me
As I’d run out of milk for my tea
He said “Take this for free”
The milkman took pity on me
As I’d run out of milk for my tea
He said, “Take this for free”
“Then have dinner with me”
The milkman took pity on me
As I’d run out of milk for my tea
He said “Take this for free”
“Then have dinner with me”
“Great Idea! but I must have a pee”
I was gone for just a short while
.
I was gone for just a short while
Then combed my hair a new style
I was gone for just a short while
Then combed my hair a new style
Put on my best dress
I was gone for just a short while
Then combed my hair a new style
Put on my best dress
But then, I confess -
I was gone for just a short while
Then combed my hair a new style
Put on my best dress
But then, I confess -
The milkman was really vile
When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
He reminded me of a giant Squid
When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
He reminded me of a giant squid
And squids I don’t like
When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
He reminded me of a giant squid
And squids I don’t like
So I said, “Get on yer bike!”
When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
He reminded me of a giant squid
And squids I don’t like
So I said, "Get on yer bike!”
But instead the squid went on a hike
An Irishman called Pat O’Leary
An Irishman called Pat O’Leary
Was looking very sad and weary
An Irishman called Pat O’Leary
Was looking very sad and weary
Till out of the blue
An Irishman called Pat O’Leary
Was looking very sad and weary
Till out of the blue
He said unto you
An Irishman called Pat O’Leary
Was looking very sad and weary
Till out of the blue
He said unto you
I’m going to bed, good night deary
In a dimly lit bar in Vancouver
In a dimly lit bar in Vancouver
The waitress was wielding a Hoover
In a dimly lit bar in Vancouver
The waitress was wielding a Hoover
But folks wouldn’t go
In a dimly lit bar in Vancouver
The waitress was wielding a hoover
But folks wouldn’t go
Cos it started to snow