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5501

You surely did young Mupsy

5502

Ooh, YOUNG Mupsy. I like that - you’ve pulled. :lol:

Gonna start the next one please, EZ? :wink:

5503

That was the next one Mups :slight_smile:

Today while out for a walk

5504

Today while out for a walk
I called at the butcher’s for pork

5505

Today while out for a walk
I called at the butcher’s for pork
Fillet or chop, asked he

5506

Today while out for a walk
I called at the butcher’s for pork
Fillet or chop, asked he
A chop, it’s for my tea

5507

Today while out for a walk
I called at the butcher’s for pork
Fillet or chop, asked he
A chop, it’s for my tea
With mushrooms without any stalk.

While driving my car in town

5508

Today while out for a walk
I called at the butchers for pork
Fillet or chop, asked he
A chop, it’s for my tea
Then I’m off for a week to New York.

I really must work on my typing speed Mups :smiley:

5509

Ha, we’ve done it again EZ. :lol:
Great minds ey. :wink:

5510

While driving my car in town
A Toyota Yaris, it’s brown

5511

While driving my car in town
A Toyota Yaris, it’s brown
Through a speed camera I sped

5512

While driving my car in town
A Toyota Yaris, it’s brown
Through a speed camera I sped
Cos I needed my bed

5513

While driving my car through town
A Toyota Yaris, it’s brown
Through a speed camera I sped
Cos I needed my bed
Somewhere to put my head down

I drifted at last off to sleep

5514

I drifted at last off to sleep
After counting over two hundred sheep

5515

I drifted at last off to sleep
After counting over two hundred sheep
They were up on the hills

5516

I drifted at last off to sleep
After counting over two hundred sheep
They were up on the hills
Near the wool mills

5517

I drifted at last off to sleep
After counting over two hundred sheep
They were up on the hills
Near the wool mills
And I fell into a sleep so deep

Alas, I was awake by four

5518

Alas, I was awake by four
Cos some sod knocked on my door

5519

Alas, I was awake by four
Cos some sod knocked on my door
T’was the milkman, asking for money

5520

Alas, I was awake by four
Cos some sod knocked on my door
T’was the milkman, asking for money
And flogging some honey