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A young man whose name was Bill Bailey
Sang songs and told his jokes daily
But his jokes were so lousy
The audience got drowsy
Especially the one about Disraeli.

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There was a young man from New York

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There was a young man from New York
Who’s Mum said he was brought by a Stork

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There was a young man from New York
Who’s Mum said he was brought by a Stork
Because he just had one leg

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There was a young man from New York
Who’s Mum said he was brought by a Stork
Because he just had one leg
And was partial to egg

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There was a young man from New York
Who’s Mum said he was brought by a Stork
Because he just had one leg
And was partial to egg
That he hard boiled and mashed with a fork

A legless young woman from Sweden

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A legless young woman from Sweden
Got kicked out from the Garden of Eden

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A legless young woman from Sweden
Got kicked out from the Garden of Eden
But she couldn’t kick back

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A legless young woman from Sweden
Got kicked out from the Garden of Eden
But she couldn’t kick back
So she gave him a smack

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A legless young woman from Sweden
Got kicked out from the Garden of Eden
But she couldn’t kick back
So she gave him a smack
Cos that was what he was need’n.

Whilst on a day trip to France

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Whilst on a day trip to France
A crowd of us went to a dance

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Whilst on a day trip to France
A crowd of us went to a dance
My friend slipped and fell

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Whilst on a day trip to France
A crowd of us went to a dance
My friend slipped and fell
And screamed ”Oh bloody hell”

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Whilst on a day trip to France
A crowd of us went to a dance
My friend slipped and fell
And screamed ”Oh bloody hell”
And tried to do a one legged prance.

Going home we stopped at the Chippy

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Going home we stopped at the Chippy
Where we saw a guy dressed as a Hippy

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Going home we stopped at the Chippy
Where we saw a guy dressed as a Hippy
Hair down to his bum

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Going home we stopped at the Chippy
Where we saw a guy dressed as a Hippy
Hair down to his bum
And looking real glum

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Going home we stopped at the Chippy
Where we saw a guy dressed as a hippy
Hair down to his bum
Holding hands with his Mum

Oops! Late again EZ

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Hah just beat you EZ. :smiley: :039:

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Going home we stopped at the Chippy
Where we saw a guy dressed as a hippy
Hair down to his bum
And looking real glum
In his eye shadow and lippy.