So Frog’s funeral was duly planned
He wanted buried in the sand
So Frog’s funeral was duly planned
Complete with full brass band
So Frog’s funeral was duly planned
He wanted buried in the sand
But the sand was too thick
So Frog’s funeral was duly planned
He wanted buried in the sand
But the sand was too thick
And as hard as a brick
So Frog’s funeral was duly planned
He wanted buried in the sand
But the sand was too thick
And as hard as a brick
So they found another patch of land.
Frog’s friends then went to the pub
Frog’s friends then went to the pub
For a couple of pints and some grub
Frog’s friends then went to the pub
For a couple of pints and some grub
They’d miss their old chum
Frog’s friends then went to the pub
For a couple of pints and some grub
They’d miss their old chum
So they mourned for him some
Frog’s friends then went to the pub
For a couple of pints and some grub
They’d miss their old chum
So they mourned for him some
With a few more pints at their club
The wake went long into the night
The wake went long into the night
Then two rats decided to fight
The wake went long into the night
Then, two rats decided to fight
One of them pulled out a knife
The wake went long into the night
Then, two rats decided to fight
One of them pulled out a knife
Intent on ending a life
The wake went long into the night
Then, two rats decided to fight
One of them pulled out a knife
Intent on ending a life
Which gave everyone else a bad fright
A young man whose name was Bill Bailey
A young man whose name was Bill Bailey
Sang songs and told his jokes daily
A young man whose name was Bill Bailey
Sang songs and told his jokes daily
But his jokes were so lousy
A young man whose name was Bill Bailey
Sang songs and told his jokes daily
But his jokes were so lousy
And things got a bit rowdy
- sorry, can’t rhyme ‘lousy’ ?
Drowsy?
Frowzy
Blowsy
You’re quite right Ullabi - sorry. 
May I try again, folks?
A young man whose name was Bill Bailey
Sang songs and told his jokes daily
But his jokes were so lousy
The audience got drowsy