In a far away country called Chile
Things were getting a bit silly
In a far away country called Chile
Things were getting a bit silly
Instead of a boat
In a far away country called Chile
Things were getting a bit silly
Instead of a boat
They bought an old goat
In a far away country called Chile
Things were getting a bit silly
Instead of a boat
They bought an old goat
Who waa nothing but a real silly billy
“How’s your old Mum” said Gert to Fran
“How’s your old Mum” said Gert to Fran
“Excited - she’s about to become a gran”
“How’s your old mum” said Gert to Fran
“Excited-she’s about to become a gran”
She’s been knitting all week
“How’s your old mum” said Gert to Fran
“Excited-she’s about to become a gran”
She’s been knitting all week
But more wool she doth seek
“How’s your old mum” said Gert to Fran
“Excited- she’s about to become a gran”
She’s been knitting all week
But more wool she doth seek
So I’ll take her some round in my van
At 8pm baby was born
At 8pm baby was born
A 10 lb boy, and they called him Shaun
At 8pm baby was born
A 10lb boy, and they called him Shaun
Mum said " You’re for the snip"
At 8pm baby was born
A 10lb boy, and they called him Shaun
Mum said " You’re for the snip"
“At the Family Planning, I’ve arranged you a trip”
At 8pm baby was born
A 10lb boy, and they called him Shaun
Mum said " You’re for the snip"
“At the Family Planning, I’ve arranged you a trip”
And the dad looked scared and forlorn.
The hedgehog said to the toad
The hedgehog said to the toad
" Did I not just see you, flat in the road?"
The hedgehog said to the toad
" Did I not just see you, flat in the road?"
“No, alas it was Frog”
The hedgehog said to the toad
" Did I not just see you, flat in the road?"
“No, alas it was Frog”
“He’d been out for a jog”
The hedgehog said to the toad
" Did I not just see you, flat in the road?"
“No, alas it was frog”
“He’d been out for a jog”
" And got squashed by a huge heavy load"
" That’s no way to go" said the mouse
"That’s no way to go " said the mouse
Frog should never have left his house
“That’s no way to go” said the mouse
Frog should never have left his house
But he liked to keep fit
“That’s no way to go” said the mouse
Frog should never have left his house
But he liked to keep fit
So went out for a bit
“That’s no way to go” said the mouse
Frog should never have left his house
But he liked to keep fit
So went out for a bit
To visit his friend ‘Dormouse.’
So Frog’s funeral was duly planned