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5421

But their week soon came to an end
And all their money did spend
So when it came to paying the bill
They had to raid the till

5422

But their week soon came to an end
And all their money did spend
So when it came to paying the bill
They had to raid the till
Then on their way did wend.

5423

They hadnā€™t ventured too far

5424

They hadnā€™t ventured too far
When the cops turned up in their car

5425

They hadnā€™t ventured too far
When the cops turned up in their car
They handcuffed the pair

5426

They hadnā€™t ventured too far
When the cops turned up in their car
They handcuffed the pair
While everyone did stare

5427

They hadnā€™t ventured too far
When the cops turned up in their car
They handcuffed the pair
While everyone did stare
'Cause their morals were not up to par

5428

I once knew a cook up in Maine

5429

I once knew a cook up in Maine
Who slipped and fell down a drain

5430

I once knew a cook up in Maine
Who slipped and fell down a drain
He had broken his leg

5431

I once knew a cook up in Maine
Who slipped and fell down a drain
He had broken his leg
On a hard boiled egg

5432

I once knew a cook up in Maine
Who slipped and fell down a drain
He had broken his leg
On a hard boiled egg
Which really sounds quite inane!

Itā€™s true though, for as the egg rolled

5433

Itā€™s true though, for as the egg rolled
He kicked it to Stow on the Wold

5434

Itā€™s true though, for as the egg rolled
He kicked it to Stow on the Wold
But as he lashed out

5435

Itā€™s true though, for as the egg rolled
He kicked it to Stow on the Wold
But as he lashed out
His mind filled with doubt

5436

Itā€™s true though, for as the egg rolled
He kicked it to Stow on the Wold
But as he lashed out
His mind filled with doubt
As he suddenly lost his foothold.

When two lovers layed down in the grass

5437

When two lovers layed down in the grass
They sank into a morass

5438

When two lovers layed down in the grass
They sank into a morass
Mud up to their knees

5439

When two lovers layed down in the grass
They sank into a morass
Mud up to their knees
And beginning to freeze

5440

When two lovers layed down in the grass
They sank into a morass
Mud up to their knees
And beginning to freeze
The b - - - s off a monkey of brass

In a far away country called Chile