But old Rex growled, and chased him away
Then went off to sleep the whole day away
Till a knock at the door
Interrupted his snores
But old Rex growled, and chased him away
Then went off to sleep the whole day away
Till a knock at the door
Interrupted his snores
And it was Gertie, his friend the stray.
“Come in Gert” said Rex with a smile
“Come in Gert” said Rex with a smile
Sit down and we’ll talk for a while
“Come in Gert” said Rex with a smile
Sit down and we’ll talk for a while
But Gert stole his bone
“Come in Gert” said Rex with a smile
Sit down and we’ll talk for a while
But Gert stole his bone
And took it home
“Come in Gert” said Rex with a smile
Sit down and we’ll talk for a while
But Gert stole his bone
And took it home
Poor Rex searched for quite a while.
One hot sunny day in June
One hot sunny day in June
Was an eclipse of the sun by the moon
One hot sunny day in June
Was an eclipse of the sun by the moon
I blinked and I missed it
One hot sunny day in June
Was an eclipse of the sun by the moon
I blinked and I missed it
While I had my tea and biscuit
One hot sunny day in June
Was an eclipse of the sun by the moon
I blinked and I missed it
While I had my tea and biscuit
Which I like to have around noon.
While cleaning her windows outside
While cleaning her windows outside
A groom passed by with his bride
While cleaning her windows outside
A groom passed by with his bride
She was young, and pretty, and really sweet
While cleaningher windows outside
A groom passed by with his bride
She was young and pretty , and really sweet
Such a pity, she had two left feet
While cleaning her windows outside
A groom passed by with his bride
She was young and pretty, and really sweet
Such a pity, she had two left feet
And her long blonde hair was dyed
On their honeymoon they did go
On their honeymoon they did go
To a posh a hotel in Stowe
On their honeymoon they did go
To a posh hotel in Stowe
They stayed for a week
On their honeymoon they did go
To a posh hotel in Stowe
They stayed for a week
Making their bed creak
On their honeymoon they did go
To a posh hotel in Stowe
They stayed for a week
Making their bed creak
As so much passion did flow.
But their week soon came to an end
But their week soon came to an end
And all their money did spend
But their week soon came to an end
And all their money did spend
So when it came to paying the bill