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“I don’t feel too good” said he
But at least we’re by the sea
“You’ve had too much sun”
"Which isn’t much fun
But we got this beach hut for free.

When Ted and May had a row

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When Ted and May had a row
He called her a stupid cow

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When Ted and May had a row
He called her a stupid cow
So she burst into tears

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When Ted and May had a row
He called her a stupid cow
So she ripped off his ear

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When Ted and May had a row
He called her a stupid cow
So she burst into tears
And she ripped off his ear
Then sailed off to safety on a dhow.

Harry met Sally on the beach

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Harry met Sally on the beach
But thought she was out of his reach

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Harry met Sally on the beach
But thought she was out of his reach
In her spotted bikini

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Harry met Sally on the beach
But thought she was out of his reach
In her spotted bikini
And her flash Lamborghini

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Harry met Sally on the beach
But thought she was out of his reach
In her spotted Bikini
And her flash Lamborghini
She raced off with a loud screech

There was a young woman called Daisy

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There was a young woman called Daisy
Who was bone idle and lazy

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There was a young woman called Daisy
Who was bone idle and lazy
She watched telly all day

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There was a young woman called Daisy
Who was bone idle and lazy
She watched telly all day
As on her sofa she lay

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There was a young woman called Daisy
Who was bone idle and lazy
She watched telly all day
As on her sofa she lay
And drank till everything looked hazy.

Then one day while in a deep sleep

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Then one day while in a deep sleep
A fox into my garden did creep

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Then one day while in a deep sleep
A fox into my garden did creep
He sniffed out the hens

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Then one day while in a deep sleep
A fox into my garden did creep
He sniffed out the hens
Enclosed in their pens

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Then one day while in a deep sleep
A fox into my garden did creep
He sniffed out the hens
Enclosed in their pens
And thought of the harvest he’d reap!

But old Rex growled, and chased him away

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But old Rex growled, and chased him away
Then went off to sleep the whole day away

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But old Rex growled, and chased him away
Then went off to sleep the whole day away
Till a knock at the door