He took the kitten back
Wrapped up in a waterproof Mac
He said to the guy in the shop
“You’re lucky I don’t call a cop!”
I asked for white, and this one is black.
One day when the fair came to town
One day when the fair came to the town
And this covid-19 was still around
One day when the fair came to town
And this covid-19 was still around
And masks we still wore
One day when the fair came to town
And this covid-19 was still around
And masks we still wore
Which soon became law
One day when the fair came to town
And this covid-19 was still around
And masks we still wore
Which soon became law
But at least you couldn’t see us all frown.
The rides were all in full swing
The rides were all in full swing
And Mel fancied having a fling
The rides were all in full swing
And Mel fancied having a fling
So to the waltzer she went
The rides were all in full swing
And Mel fancied having a fling
So to the waltzer she went
Where she grabbed a nice gent
The rides were all in full swing
And Mel fancied having a fling
So to the waltzer she went
Where she grabbed a nice gent
And the two of them started to sing
Would you like a fish supper , said he
No thanks, a battered sausage for me
Would you like a fish supper , said he
No thanks, a battered sausage for me
With a pickle on the side
Would you like a fish supper, said he
No, thanks, a battered sausage for me
With a pickle on the side
And a Mars Bar deep-fried
Would you like a fish supper, said he
No, thanks, a battered sausage for me
With a pickle on the side
And a Mars Bar deep-fried
Washed down with a nice cup of tea.
Fred and Flora strolling on the pier
Fred and Flora strolling on the pier
Decided to go for a beer
Fred and Flora strolling on the pier
Decided to go for a beer
But the pubs were all shut
Fred and Flora strolling on the pier
Decided to go for a beer
But the pubs were all shut
So they went to their beach hut
Fred and Flora strolling on the pier
Decided to go for a beer
But the pubs were all shut
So they went to their beach hut
But then Fred come over all queer.
“I don’t feel too good” said he
“I don’t feel too good” said he
But at least we’re by the sea
“I don’t feel too good” said he
But at least we’re by the sea
"You’ve had too much sun
“I don’t feel too good” said he
But at least we’re by the sea
“You’ve had too much sun”
“Which isn’t much fun”