As it rattled and clanged up the track
The old train went clickety clack
But as soon as it was gone
The Hi Fi was turned on
With a song by Roberta Flack
“Where is the Love” played loud
“Where is the Love” played loud
And soon gathered a small crowd
“Where is the Love” played loud
And soon gathered a small crowd
Shouting, “Turn that noise down!”
“Where is the Love” played loud
And soon gathered a small crowd
Shouting, “Turn that noise down!”
“They can hear it in town”
“Where is the Love” played loud
And soon gathered a small crowd
Shouting, “Turn that noise down!”
“They can hear it in town”
So he turned it off with a flourish, and bowed.
“Do you want a lager with your curry?”
“Do you want a lager with your curry?”
“Yes, just hurry”
“Do you want a lager with your curry?”
“Yes, just hurry”
I’ve got a date with Marie
“Do you want a lager with your curry?”
“Yes, just hurry”
I’ve got a date with Marie
But I’m desperate for a wee 
“Do you want a lager with your curry?”
“Yes, just hurry”
I’ve got a date with Marie
But I’m desperate for a wee
And then get the train to Surrey.
While in the pet shop today
While in the pet shop today
Looking for a cat-litter tray
While in the pet shop today
Looking for a cat-litter tray
A chirpy voice said -
While in the pet shop today
Looking for a cat-litter tray
A chirpy voice said-
“How’s your mate Fred?”
While in the pet shop today
Looking for a cat litter tray
Achirpy voice said
“How’s your mate Fred”
Did he marry that girl called Fay?
Now Fay just wanted his money
Now Fay just wanted his money
So she dressed like an Easter Bunny
Now Fay just wanted his money
So she dressed like an Easter Bunny
He was immediately smitten
Now Fay just wanted his money
So she dressed like an Easter Bunny
He was immediately smitten
And bought her a kitten
Now Fay just wanted his money
So she dressed like an Easter Bunny
He was immediately smitten
And bought her a kitten
But he’s not daft and smelled something funny
He took the kitten back
He took the kitten back
Wrapped up in a waterproof Mac
He took the kitten back
Wrapped up in a waterproof Mac
He said to the guy in the shop
He took the kitten back
Wrapped up in a waterproof Mac
He said to the guy in the shop
“You’re lucky I don’t call a cop!”