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Where do you come from, said he
I come from South End On Sea
And what about you?
I come from Crewe
Care to join me for a mug of tea?

The lad said " You look like my Dad"

5282

The lad said " You look like my Dad"
He replied “Well that can’t be too bad”

5283

The lad said " You look like my Dad"
He replied “Well that can’t be too bad”
“But my Dad ran away”

5284

The lad said " You look like my Dad"
He replied “Well that can’t be too bad”
“But my Dad ran away”
“Because we think he was gay”

5285

The lad said " You look like my Dad"
He replied “Well that can’t be too bad”
“But my Dad ran away”
“Because we think he was gay”
“And that made Mum ever so sad.”

" Your Mum wasn’t called Doris, was she?"

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" Your Mum wasn’t called Doris, was she?"
“It was before she became he”

5287

" Your Mum wasn’t called Doris, was she?"
“It was before she became he”
Well I think I am your Dad

5288

Your mum wasn’t called Doris ,was she?
It was before she became he"
Well I think I’m your dad
So please don’t be mad

5289

Your mum wasn’t called Doris ,was she?
It was before she became he"
Well I think I’m your dad
So please don’t be mad
But DNA must be the key

So they went to the clinic for a test

5290

So they went to the clinic for a test
To put the problem to rest

5291

So they went to the clinic for a test
To put the problem to rest
And in the mean time

5292

So they went to the clinic for a test
To put the problem to rest
And in the mean time
They got along fine

5293

So they went to the clinic for a test
To put the problem to rest
And in the mean time
They got along fine
And hoped the outcome was for the best.

Turned out he was long-lost Dad

5294

Turned out he was long-lost Dad
Who ran away and left his son, the cad

5295

Turned out he was long-lost Dad
Who ran away and left his son, the cad
But now it’s all in the past

5296

Turned out he was long lost dad
Who ran away and left son,the cad
But now it’s all in the past
They’re together at last

5297

Turned out he was long lost dad
Who ran away and left son,the cad
But now it’s all in the past
They’re together at last
And both were ever so glad.

When Barney was having a shave

5298

When Barney was having a shave
He thought about his mate Dave

5299

When Barney was having a shave
He thought about his mate Dave
(But not in a sexual way)

5300

When Barney was having a shave
He thought about his mate Dave
(But not in a sexual way)
'Cos neither Barney nor Dave were gay