Limericks. (New)

Today we had thunder in May
It turned out a terrible day

Today we had thunder in May
It turned out a terrible day
With torrential rain

Today we had thunder in May
It turned out a terrible day
With torrential rain
And the hail was a pain

Today we had thunder in May
It turned out a terrible day
With torrential rain
And the hail was a pain
But summer is on the way

With picnics down at the beach

With picnics down at the beach
The seagulls began to screech

With picnics down at the beach
The seagulls began to screech
They pounced on our food

With picnics down at the beach
The seagulls began to screech
They pounced on our food
And then have a feud

With picnics down at the beach
The seagulls began to screech
They pounced on our food
And then have a feud
I’d like to swat them, but they’re out of reach

The seagulls flew off into the sky

The seagulls flew off into the sky
I looked up and one pooped in my eye

The next hit my chin

The seagulls flew off into the sky
I looked up and one pooped in my eye
The next hit my chin
So I had to begin

The seagulls flew off into the sky
I looked up and one pooped in my eye
The next hit my chin
So I had to begin
Scraping it off my thigh.

So I had a paddle in the sea

So I had a paddle in the sea
While supping a cup of tea

So I had a paddle in the sea
Then went to a cafe for my tea

So I had a paddle in the sea
Then went to a cafe for my tea
As I looked at the view

So I had a paddle in the sea
Then went to a cafe for my tea
As I looked at the view
As I stood in the queue

So I had a paddle in the sea
Then went to a cafe for my tea
As I looked at the view
As I stood in the queue
A young lad stood next to me

Where do you come from, said he

Where do you come from, said he
I come from South End On Sea

Where do you come from, said he
I come from South End On Sea
And what about you?

Where do you come from, said he
I come from South End On Sea
And what about you?
I come from Crewe