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So off she went to her home
A little bit sad, all alone
But as she sat on the bus

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So off she went to her home
A little bit sad, all alone
But as she sat on the bus
There kicked off a fuss

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So off she went to her home
A little bit sad, all alone
But as she sat on the bus
There kicked off a fuss
As she felt in her bag for her phone.

Somebody’s shoe whizzed past her ear

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Somebody’s shoe whizzed past her ear
Followed by a bottle of beer

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Somebody’s shoe whizzed past her ear
Followed by a bottle of beer
So she called 999 in a hurry

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Somebody’s shoe whizzed past her ear
Followed by a bottle of beer
So she called 999 in a hurry
But they were all out having a curry

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Somebody’s shoe whizzed past her ear
Followed by a bottle of beer
So she called 999 in a hurry
But they were all out having a curry
So she legged it quick, with all her gear.

“The Ten Commandments” was on at the pics

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“The Ten Commandments” was on at the pics
I remember it used to be called ‘the flics’

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“The Ten Commandments” was on at the pics
I remember it used to be called ‘the flics’
The Charles Heston one?

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Can’t do half of these lately . . . :frowning:

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The Ten Commandments" was on at the pics
I remember it used to be called ‘the flics’
The Charles Heston one?
Yes, but he’s long gone

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The Ten Commandments" was on at the pics
I remember it used to be called ‘the flics’
The Charles Heston one?
Yes, but he’s long gone
He had some stone tablets to fix.

In town I stopped to speak to a mate

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In town I stopped to speak to a mate
And he said I had put on a lot of weight

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In town I stopped to speak to a mate
And he said I had put on a lot of weight
How rude I thought

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In town I stopped to speak to a mate
And he said I had put on a lot of weight
How rude I thought
(He was a rough sort)

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In town I stopped to speak to a mate
And he said I had put on a lot of weight
How rude I thought
(He was a rough sort)
Though I admit I do pile up my plate!

So I decided to join a slimming club

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So I decided to join a slimming club
Don’t know if it will work as I like my grub

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So I decided to join a slimming club
Don’t know if it will work as I like my grub
But the first night went well

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So I decided to join a slimming club
Don’t know if it will work as I like my grub
But the first night went well
As my tum was starting to swell

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So I decided to join a slimming club
Don’t know if it will work as I like my grub
But the first night went well
As my tum was starting to swell
I left and went to the pub.

Today we had thunder in May