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But comfy, he fell asleep
Laying there counting sheep
When the doorbell rang

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But comfy, he fell asleep
Laying there counting sheep
When the doorbell rang
And somebody sang

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But comfy, he fell asleep
Laying there counting sheep
When the doorbell rang
And somebody sang
He fell on the floor in a heap

Now with a big bump on his head

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Now with a big bump on his head
He decided to go back to bed

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Now with a big bump on his head
He decided to go back to bed
But his head really hurt

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Now with a big bump on his head
He decided to go back to bed
But his head really hurt
And he wasn’t alert

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Now with a big bump on his head
He decided to go back to bed
But his head really hurt
And he wasn’t alert
On Kay’s return she thought he was dead

She fetched a bowl of water as quickly as she could

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She fetched a bowl of water as quickly as she could
And when he came round, he was in a right mood

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She fetched a bowl of water as quickly as she could
And when he came round, he was in a right mood
He cursed and swore and stormed out of the house

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She fetched a bowl of water as quickly as she could
And when he came round, he was in a right mood
He cursed and swore and stormed out of the house
Instead as going as quite as a mouse

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She fetched a bowl of water as quickly as she could
And when he came round, he was in a right mood
He cursed and swore and stormed out of the house
Instead as going as quite as a mouse
Off he went in search of food.

Time to start a new one perhaps? :slight_smile:

There was an old man from Kent

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There was an old man from Kent
Who gave up smoking for Lent.

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There was an old man from Kent
Who gave up smoking for lent
Till that one fateful day

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There was an old man from Kent
Who gave up smoking for lent
Till that one fateful day
When his willpower gave way

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There was an old man from Kent
Who gave up smoking for lent
Till that one fateful day
When his willpower gave way
And back on the fags he went.

When Lil went to see a play

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When Lil went to see a play
She said “That was crap, I must say”

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When Lil went to see a play
She said “That was crap”, I must say
So on the way home she went for a beer

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When Lil went to see a play
She said “That was crap”, I must say
So on the way home she went for a beer
But it was ever so dear

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When Lil went to see a play
She said “That was crap”, I must say
So on the way home she went for a beer
But it was ever so dear
Five quid for a beer? No way!

So off she went to her home

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So off she went to her home
A little bit sad, all alone