Limericks. (New)

[hounslowgirl]

Two old friends took a stroll on the pier
One was straight, one was queer
One was named Joe and the other one Ben

[Mups]

Two old friends took a stroll on the pier
One was straight, one was queer
One was named Joe and the other one Ben
They’d been together for years - and then . .

[Barry]

Two old friends took a stroll on the pier
One was straight, one was queer
One was named Joe and the other one Ben
They’d been together for years - and then . .
Ben dropped down dead, oh dear!

Joe was shocked, and started to weep

[Mups]

Joe was shocked, and started to weep
Hed sobbed all night, and couldn’t sleep

[Last_Tango]

Joe was shocked, and started to weep
Hed sobbed all night, and couldn’t sleep
When he rose the next day

[hounslowgirl]

Joe was shocked , and started to weep
He’d sobbed all night, and couldn’t sleep
When he rose the next day
He went to meet Kay

[paula]

Joe was shocked, and started to weep
He’d sobbed all night ,and couldn’t sleep
When he rose the next day
He went to meet Kay
And fell at her feet in a heap

“Get up,said Kay don’t lie there”

[Mups]

“Get up,said Kay don’t lie there”
"Everyone is stopping to stare

[Last_Tango]

“Get up,said Kay don’t lie there”
"Everyone is stopping to stare
“But I’m bereft”, wailed Joe

[paula]

“Get up, said Kay don’t lie there”
"Everyone is stopping to stare
“But I’m bereft”, wailed Joe
“And I’ve nowhere to go”

[Mups]

“Get up, said Kay don’t lie there”
"Everyone is stopping to stare
“But I’m bereft”, wailed Joe
“And I’ve nowhere to go”
“Can’t I just sleep in your chair?”

“No you can’t, man - get a grip”

[Judd]

“No you can’t, man - get a grip”
“No. I’m staying here, I need a kip”

[Mups]

“No you can’t, man - get a grip”
“No. I’m staying here, I need a kip”
And with that he plonked down

[Judd]

“No you can’t, man - get a grip”
“No. I’m staying here, I need a kip”
And with that he plonked down
And Kay gave a frown

[Barry]

No you can’t, man - get a grip"
“No. I’m staying here, I need a kip”
And with that he plonked down
And Kay gave a frown
For she’d planned to go on a trip.

“Then you’re on your own, I’m off out”

[paula]

“Then you’re on your own, I’m off out”
You’ll be here on my return no doubt

[Last_Tango]

“Then you’re on your own, I’m off out”
You’ll be here on my return no doubt
While I’m gone there’s housework you can do

[hounslowgirl]

“Then your on your own, I’m off out”
You’ll be here on my return no doubt
While I’m gone there’s housework you can do
and don’t forget about the loo

[Judd]

“Then your on your own, I’m off out”
You’ll be here on my return no doubt
While I’m gone there’s housework you can do
and don’t forget about the loo
There’s some tiling needing some grout

But comfy, he fell asleep

[hounslowgirl]

But comfy, he fell asleep
Laying there counting sheep