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Soon be time to get off to bed
The very same thought I had in my head
I’m certainly ready to snooze

Soon be time to get off to bed
The very same thought I had in my head
I’m certainly ready to snooze
As I take off my shoes

Soon be time to get off to bed
The very same thought I had in my head
I’m certainly ready to snooze
As I take off my shoes
I certainly agree with all you’ve said

Another bank holiday to cause chaos on the roads

Another bank holiday to cause chaos on the roads
Visitors making their way in car loads

Another bank holiday to cause chaos on the roads
Visitors making their way in car loads
They’ll be rubbish and litter

Another bank holiday to cause chaos on the roads
Visitors making their way in car loads
They’ll be rubbish and litter
Along with selfies on Twitter

Another bank holiday to cause chaos on the roads
Visitors making their way in car loads
There’ll be rubbish and litter
Along with selfies on Twitter
Then they’ll head back to their homely abodes.

I think that one day i’ll go back

I think that one day i’ll go back
To the mountains and that cosy old shack

I think that one day I’ll go back
To the mountains and that cosy shack
Oh! the memories are very clear

I think that one day I’ll go back
To the mountains and that cosy shack
Oh! the memories are very clear
As was the beer

I think that one day I’ll go back
To the mountains and that cosy shack
Oh! the memories are very clear
As was the beer
And the time with my fella, Jack.

Its holiday weekend now

Its holiday weekend now
On that you can avow

Its holiday weekend now
On that you can avow
But I’m not going far

Its holiday weekend now
On that you can avow
But I’m not going far
For I have no car

It’s holiday weekend now
On that you can avow
But I’m not going far
For I have no car
So I’ll watch the children playing and think wow

When I was young my mother said to me

When I was young my mother said to me
A bird has built a nest in that tree

When I was young my mother said to me
A bird has built a nest in that tree
She’ll soon be raising chicks

When I was young my mother said to me
A bird has built a nest in that tree
She’ll soon be raising chicks
That’ll poo down my bricks

When I was young my mother said to me
A bird has built a nest in that tree
She’ll soon be raising chicks
That’ll poo down my bricks
Then she’ll fledge her chicks and be free.

Two old friends took a stroll on the pier

Two old friends took a stroll on the pier
One was straight, one was queer