“You can clear off”, said the ewe
"I don’t fancy goats - thank you!
So Billy’s lust went unsated
And he felt very deflated
“You can clear off” said the ewe
“I don’t fancy goats - thank you !
So Billy’s lust went unsated
And he felt very deflated
So off he went crying Boo Hoo
The farmer next day went to market
Not sure that rhymes with much, HG? 
It’s close enough
The farmer next day went to market
He went by car but couldn’t park it
The farmer next day went to market
He went by car but couldn’t park it
Next day went by bike
The farmer next day went to market
He went by car but couldn’t park it
Next day went by bike
'Cos he didn’t fancy a hike
The farmer next day went to market
He went by car but couldn’t park it
Next day went by bike
'Cos he didn’t fancy a hike
To find a bargain and earmark it.
(Phew. That was a tricky one). 
One day in deepest Peru
One day in deepest Peru
A young man went down with flu
One day in deepest Peru
A young man went down with the flu
He went to the Doc
One day in deepest Peru
A young man went down with the flu
He went to the Doc
Who lived round the block
One day in deepest Peru
A young man went down with the flu
He went to the Doc
Who lived round the block
Who invited him in for a brew
The brew was a ‘herbal’ tea
The brew was a ‘herbal’ tea
Then he charged me a hefty fee
he brew was a ‘herbal’ tea
Then he charged me a hefty fee
“Are you sure that’s right”
he brew was a ‘herbal’ tea
Then he charged me a hefty fee
“Are you sure that’s right”
“I’m not here for the night”
The brew was a ‘herbal’ tea
Then he charged me a hefty fee
“ are you sure that’s right”
“ I’m not here for the night”
But the doctor rubbed his hands in glee
Happy Thursday to one and all
Happy Thursday to one and all
Stuck indoors as the rain doth fall
Happy Thursday to one and all
Stuck indoors as the rain doth fall
But could be worse, it could be snow
Happy Thursday to one and all
Stuck indoors as the rain doth fall
But could be worse, it could be snow
It could do that tomorrow, you never know
Happy Thursday to one and all
Stuck indoors as the rain doth fall
But could be worse, it could be snow
It could do that tomorrow, you never know
Or we all caught in a sudden squall.
Soon be time to get off to bed
Soon be time to get off to bed
The very same thought I had in my head