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The bees are all around the honey pot
Some are busy, some are not

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The bees are all around the honey pot
Some are busy, some are not
They are building their nest

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The bees are all around the honey pot
Some are busy, some are not
They are building their nest
In the hive that’s best

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There was a man from Dardeeling
Who got on a bus in Ealing
He read on the door
don’t spit on the floor
so instead he spat on the ceiling

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RS, sorry but we’re supposed to contribute one line only to the existing verse. :slight_smile:
Then whoever writes the last line, starts the next limerick.

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The bees are all around the honey pot
Some are busy, some are not
They are building their nest
In the hive that’s best
In the best warm sunny spot.

As the donkey stood watching the goat

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As the donkey stood watching the goat
He felt a lump in his throat

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As the donkey stood watching the goat
He felt a lump in his throat
For it was love at first sight

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As the donkey stood watching the goat
He felt a lump in his throat
For it was love at first sight
Could it really be right

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As the donkey stood watching the goat
He felt a lump in his throat
For it was love at first sight
Could it really be right
But she had such a beautiful coat.

Goat told the pig his desire

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Goat told the pig his desire
Pig told the goat you’ll be playing with fire

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Goat told the pig his desire
Pig told the goat you’ll be playing with fire
“He’s nothing but an ass”

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Goat told the pig his desire
Pig told the goat you’ll be playing with fire
“He’s nothing but an ass”
“Don#t be so crass”

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Goat told the pig his desire
Pig told the goat you’ll be playing with fire
“He’s nothing but an ass”
“Don’t be so crass”
Well I think you’re such a liar

Goat said “I’ll find a new friend”

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Goat said “ I’ll find a new friend “
As I don’t want to offend

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Goat said “ I’ll find a new friend “
As I don’t want to offend
“Maybe that ewe over there”

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Goat said “ I’ll find a new friend “
As I don’t want to offend
“Maybe that ewe over there”
“with the glamorous stare”

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Goat said “ I’ll find a new friend “
As I don’t want to offend
“Maybe that ewe over there”
“with the glamorous stare”
“And the rather plump back end”

“You can clear off”, said the ewe

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“You can clear off”, said the ewe
"I don’t fancy goats - thank you!

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“You can clear off”, said the ewe
"I don’t fancy goats - thank you!
So Billy’s lust went unsated