But it turned out his wife was very cross
As she thought him just a dead loss
You better mend your ways said she
Or out on your ear you will be
“Because you know that I am the boss!”
“Boss you may be” said Bert with a grin
“ Boss you may be” said Bert with a grin
Oh come on old dear, drinking is not a sin
“ Boss you may be” said Bert with a grin
Oh come on old dear, drinking is not a sin
Have a tipple with me
“ Boss you may be” said Bert with a grin
Oh come on old dear, drinking is not a sin
Have a tipple with me
And then you might see
“ Boss you may be” said Bert with a grin
Oh come on old dear, drinking is not a sin
Have a tipple with me
And then you might see
The pleasures of tonic and gin.
“Ok” said she, “let’s give it a shot”
“ Boss you may be “ said Bert with a grin
Oh come on old dear, drinking is not a sin
Have a tipple with me
And then you might see
How happy you are when I fill yours to the brim
Have you got a bar in your man shed
Have you got a bar in your man shed
Or do you keep a flagon next to the bed
Sorry ladies but you’ve both missed a post, # 5125
“Ok” said she, “let’s give it a shot”
“Do you want it with tonic, or not?”
“Ok” said she, “let’s give it a shot”
“Do you want it with tonic, or not?”
“I will, I’ll try the whole thing”
“Ok said she, let’s give it a shot”
“Do you want it with tonic, or not”
I will, I’ll try the whole thing”
Then together we can both sing
“Ok said she, let’s give it a shot”
“Do you want it with tonic, or not”
I will, I’ll try the whole thing”
Then together we can both sing
And if we’re lucky it’ll hit the spot.
While watching a film on tv
While watching a film on tv
A wasp landed right on my knee
While watching a film on tv
A wasp landed right on my knee
So I gave it a swot
While watching a film on tv
A wasp landed right on my knee
So I gave it a swot
And a sting I then got
While watching a film on tv
A wasp landed right on my knee
So I gave it a swot
And a sting I then got
Ha! That’ll show thee
The wasp though dazed flew away
The wasp though dazed flew away
Promising to let someone else pay
The wasp though dazed flew away
Promising to let someone else pay
But the next time it landed
The wasp though dazed flew away
Promising to let someone else pay
But the next time it landed
It got whacked right handed
The wasp though dazed flew away
Promising to let someone else pay
But the next time it landed
It got whacked right handed
and he was dazed for a whole day
The bees are all around the honey pot