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With this, the badger stepped back
Then launched a savage attack
He headbutted the hare
All hare could do was stare
He thought he would be badgers snack!

Just then the farmer came by

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Just then the farmer came by
Hmm, thinks he. Rabbit pie?

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Just then the farmer came by
Hmm, thinks he. Rabbit pie?
So the badger ran off

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Just then the farmer came by
Hmm, thinks he. Rabbit pie?
So the badger ran off
He didnā€™t fancy being scoffed

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Just then the farmer came by
Hmm, thinks he. Rabbit pie
So the badger ran off
He didnā€™t fancy being scoffed
And he certainly wasnā€™t ready to die

All the new lambs are skipping about

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All the new lambs are skipping about
Enjoying the warm spring sun no doubt

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All the new lambs are skipping about
Enjoying the warm spring sun no doubt
But the wolves were nearby

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All the new lambs are skipping about
Enjoying the warm spring sun no doubt
But the wolves were nearby
Thinking about lamb in a pie

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All the new lambs are skipping about
Enjoying the warm spring sun no doubt
But the wolves were nearby
Thinking about lamb in a pie
As their mothers try to keep them out.

Bertie went to the library one day

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Bertie went to the library one day
But stopped for a pint on the way

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Bertie went to the library one day
But stopped for a pint on the way
He sipped and pondered ā€œWhat book?ā€

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Bertie went to the library one day
But stopped for a pint on the way
He sipped and pondered ā€œwhat bookā€
Iā€™ll go later just for a look

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Bertie went to the library one day
But stopped for a pint on the way
He sipped and pondered ā€œwhat bookā€
Iā€™ll go later just for a look
As he knew he had a fine to pay.

For heā€™d had the books for a year

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For heā€™d had the books for a year
And heā€™d spent the fines on his beer

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or heā€™d had the books for a year
And heā€™d spent the fines on his beer
But he knew he must pay

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For heā€™d had the books for a year
And heā€™d spent the fines on his beer
But he knew he must pay
Just not today

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For heā€™d had the books for a year
And heā€™d spent the fines on a beer
But he knew he must pay
Just not today
He knew that his wife would, oh what a dear

But it turned out his wife was very cross

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But it turned out his wife was very cross
As she thought him just a dead loss

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But it turned out his wife was very cross
As she thought him just a dead loss
You better mend your ways said she

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But it turned out his wife was very cross
As she thought him just a dead loss
You better mend your ways said she
Or out on your ear you will be