The spaceship was big inside
As they took him along for a ride
At warp speed they flew
As he stared at the crew
Albeit tired and cockeyed.
As they approached a far off moon
As they approached a far off moon
He thought he would sing them a tune
As they approached a far off moon
He thought he would sing them a tune
Cos heād brought a guitar
As they approached a far off moon
He thought he would sing them a tune
Cos heād brought a guitar
Which they thought was bizarre
As they approached a far off moon
He thought he would sing them a tune
Cos heād brought a guitar
Which they thought was bizarre
But theyāll be probing him soon
Our hero was strapped to a bed
Our hero was strapped to a bed
And he suddenly felt full of dread
Our hero was strapped to a bed
And he suddenly felt full of dread
What will happen to me
Our hero was strapped to a bed
And he suddenly felt full of dread
What will happen to me
And Iām desperate for a wee
Our hero was strapped to a bed
And he suddenly felt full of dread
What will happen to me
And iām desperate for a wee
So the bed got weeād on instead.
That was the very first time in his life
That was the very first time in his life
He went to visit his mum-in-law in Fife
That was the very first time in his life
He went to visit his mum-in-law in Fife
But it didnāt go well
That was the very first time in his life
He went to visit his mum-in-law in Fife
But it didnāt go well
She said āGo to hell!ā
That was the very first time in his life
He went to visit his mum-in-law in Fife
But it didnāt go well
She said āGo to hell!ā
She sounds like an old fish wife.
The Badger said to the Hare
The Badger said to the Hare
āIām sure that iāve seen you somewhereā
The Badger said to the Hare
āIām sure that iāve seen you somewhereā
āDonāt you live down the hillā
The badger said to the hare
āIām sure that Iāve seen you somewhereā
ā donāt you live down the hillā
Yes I do by the mill
The badger said to the hare
āIām sure that Iāve seen you somewhereā
ā donāt you live down the hillā
Yes I do by the mill -
And Iāll thank you not to stare!
With this, the badger stepped back
With this, the badger stepped back
Then launched a savage attack
With this, the badger stepped back
Then launched a savage attack
He headbutted the Hare
With this, the badger stepped back
Then launched a savage attack
He headbutted the hare
All hare could do was stare