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Cops were called to the scene
They found footprints where someone had been

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Cops were called to the scene
They found footprints where someone had been
And an open safe

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Cops were called to the scene
They found footprints where someone had been
And an open safe
And a sobbing waif

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Cops were called to the scene
They found footprints where someone had been
And an open safe
And a sobbing waif
But the perp was nowhere to be seen

Suspicion fell on the bad cop

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Suspicion fell on the bad cop
Whose career had been quite a flop

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Suspicion fell on the bad cop
Wose career had been quite a flop
Did he do it, or not

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Suspicion fell on the bad cop
Whose career had been quite a flop
Did he do it, or not
Was the victim stabbed or shot

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Suspicion fell on the bad cop
Whose career had been quite a flop
Did he do it, or not
Was the victim stabbed or shot
Looks like his job got the chop.

A big spaceship hovered outside

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A big spaceship hovered outside
So he looked for somewhere to hide

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A big spaceship hovered outside
So he looked for somewhere to hide
But before he could move

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A big spaceship hovered outside
So he looked for somewhere to hide
But before he could move
So his situation could improve

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A big spaceship hovered outside
So he looked for somewhere to hide
But before he could move
So his situation could improve
A spotlight on him was spied.

Then he saw a little green man

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Then he saw a little green man
So he turned around and ran

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Then he saw a little green man
So he turned around and ran
But the green man was fast

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Then he saw a little green man
So he turned around and ran
But the spook was too quick

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Then he saw a little green man
So he turned around and ran
But the green man was fast
And he Tasered his arse

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Then he saw a little green man
So he turned around and ran
But the green man was fast
And he Tasered his arse
And carted him back to his clan.

The spaceship was big inside

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The spaceship was big inside
As they took him along for a ride

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The spaceship was big inside
As they took him along for a ride
At warp speed they flew

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The spaceship was big inside
As they took him along for a ride
At warp speed they flew
As he stared at the crew