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His day was going from bad to worse
And as he sat began to curse

5042

His day was going from bad to worse
And as he sat began to curse
As his mettle began to waver

5043

His day was going from bad to worse
And as he sat began to curse
As his mettle began to waver
Plus very little left to savor

5044

His day was going from bad to worse
And as he sat began to curse
As his mettle began to waver
Plus very little left to savor
When along came a pretty young nurse.

“What’s happened to you” said she with a grin

5045

“What’s happened to you” said she with a grin
“You don’t know how much trouble I’m in”

5046

“What’s happened to you” said she with a grin
“You don’t know how much trouble i’m in”
“My wife wants me gone”

5047

“What’s happened to you” said she with a grin
“You don’t know how much trouble i’m in”
“My wife wants me gone”
Becuase she now loves John

5048

“What’s happened to you” said she with a grin
“You don’t know how much trouble I’m in”
“My wife wants me gone”
“Because she now loves John”
She said “Come with me, I’ll take you in”

So off they went to her home

5049

So off they went to her home
Situated near a noisy aerodrome

5050

So off they went to her home
Situated near a noisy aerodrome
But behind the closed door

5051

So off they went to her home
Situated near a noisy aerodrome
But behind the closed door
He started to snore

5052

So off they went to her home
Situated near a noisy aerodrome
But behind the closed door
He started to snore
And she wished she’d left him alone.

One cold April night down in Kent

5053

One cold April night down in Kent
There strolled a copper who was bent

5054

One cold April night down in Kent
There strolled a copper who was bent
Then he heard such a scream

5055

One cold April night down in Kent
There strolled a copper who was bent
Then he heard such a scream
Or was it a dream

5056

One cold April night down in Kent
There strolled a copper who was bent
Then he heard such a scream
Or was it a dream
But off down the road he went.

The house on the left looked dark

5057

The house on the left looked dark
A large dog started to bark

5058

The house on the left looked dark
A large dog started to bark
He crept up to the door

5059

The house on the left looked dark
A large dog started to bark
He crept up to the door
And there on the floor

5060

The house on the left looked dark
A large dog started to bark
He crept up to the door
And there on the floor
Was a dead Au Pair from Denmark

Cops were called to the scene