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5021

The ladies all giggled and blushed
His confidence now was crushed

5022

The ladies all giggled and blushed
His confidence now was crushed
With his manhood on show

5023

The ladies all giggled and blushed
His confidence now was crushed
With his manhood on show
And no place to go

5024

The ladies all giggled and blushed
His confidence now was crushed
With his manhood on show
And no place to go
He certainly feel any lust.

He covered his bits with his hat

5025

He covered his bits with his hat
And was gone in ten seconds flat

5026

He covered his bits with his hat
And was gone in ten seconds flat
He ran to his car

5027

He covered his bits with his hat
And was gone in ten seconds flat
He ran to his car
Which wasn’t too far

5028

He covered his bits with his hat
And was gone in ten seconds flat
He ran to his car
Which wasn’t too far
But found out his tyre was flat

He had to ring the RAC

5029

He had to ring the RAC
Then nipped behind a bush as he needed a pee

5030

He had to ring the RAC
Then nipped behind a bush as he needed a pee
Then his luck really ran out

5031

He had to ring the RAC
Then nipped behind a bush as he needed a pee
Then his luck really ran out
He was seen by a girl scout

5032

He had to ring the RAC
Then nipped behind a bush as he needed a pee
Then his luck really ran out
He was seen by a girl scout
Who then screamed like a banshee.

He fled before the cops came

5033

He fled before the cops came
Because he couldn’t stand the shame

5034

He fled before the cops came
Because he couldn’t stand the shame
But his picture was taken

5035

He fled before the cops came
Because he couldn’t stand the shame
But his picture was taken
And he was visibly shaken

5036

He fled before the cops came
Because he couldn’t stand the shame
But his picture was taken
And he was visibly shaken
The poor cops didn’t know who to blame.

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime

5037

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime
He wished he could turn back time

5038

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime
He wished he could turn back time
But the damage was done

5039

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime
He wished he could turn back time
But the damage was done
He was now on the run

5040

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime
He wished he could turn back time
But the damage was done
He was now on the run
But tripped and fell into some slime.

His day was going from bad to worse