" Go to the clinic at once"
" don’t be be such a dunce"
Some pencillin should work
" Go to the clinic at once"
" don’t be be such a dunce"
Some pencillin should work
He said with a smirk
" Go to the clinic at once"
" don’t be be such a dunce"
Some pencillin should work
He said with a smirk
But by now she was used to his stunts.
“You need to get treated” demanded fair maid
“You need to get treated” demanded fair maid
“If you don’t, you’ll never get laid”
You need to get treated" demanded fair maid
“If you don’t, you’ll never get laid”
He grunted and a grumbled but had to agree
You need to get treated" demanded fair maid
“If you don’t, you’ll never get laid”
He grunted and a grumbled but had to agree
Because it had started to hurt when he had a pee
You need to get treated" demanded fair maid
“If you don’t, you’ll never get laid”
He grunted and a grumbled but had to agree
Because it had started to hurt when he had a pee
And he was getting quite afraid.
Shall we change this gruesome subject now? 
When Cyril enrolled at the gym
When Cyril enrolled at the gym
Because he wanted to get slim
When Cyril enrolled at the gym
He only went twice, trust him
Sorry EZ, Judd had just beat you to it. 
When Cyril enrolled at the gym
Because he wanted to get slim
He bought trainers and tops
When Cyril enrolled at the gym
Because he wanted to get slim
He bought trainers and tops
From his local sports shops
When Cyril enrolled at the gym
Because he wanted to get slim
He bought trainers and tops
From his local sports shops
Which did what it said on the tin.
Now ready for the beach, fit and toned
Now ready for the beach, fit and toned
With fake tan and body honed
Now ready for the beach, fit and toned
With fake tan and body honed
A tight pair of Speedos
Now ready for the beach, fit and toned
With fake tan and body honed
A tight pair of Speedos
To boost his libido
Now ready for the beach, fit and toned
With fake tan and body honed
A tight pair of Speedos
To boost his libido
He was just like Superman cloned.
With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand
With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand
Then layed himself down, hoping to get tanned
With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand
Then layed himself down, hoping to get tanned
But his plans came to nought
With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand
Then layed himself down, hoping to get tanned
But his plans came to nought
When his Speedos on a nail he caught
With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand
Then layed himself down, hoping to get tanned
But his plans came to nought
When his Speedos on a nail he caught
And he covered himself with his hands.
The ladies all giggled and blushed