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The drug squad decided to raid
The villains became quite afraid

4982

The drug squad decided to raid
The villains became quite afraid
So they hid their stash

4983

The drug squad decided to raid
The villans became quite afraid
So they hid their stash
Along with their cash

4984

The drug squad decided to raid
The villans became quite afraid
So they hid their stash
Along with their cash
Along with the money they’d made.

My car is covered in red dust

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My car is covered in red dust
So washing it soon is a must

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My car is covered in red dust
So washing it soon is a must
But I couldnt reach the roof

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My car is covered in red dust
So washing it soon is a must
But I couldnt reach the roof
So stood on a pouffe

4988

My car is covered in red dust
So washing it soon is a must
But I couldnt reach the roof
So stood on a pouffe
It was then I spotted some rust.

While weeding the garden one day

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While weeding the garden one day
I fancied a roll in the hay

4990

While weeding the garden one day
I fancied a roll in the hay
The sun was quite hot

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While weeding the garden one day
I fancied a roll in the hay
The sun was quite hot
And I found the ideal spot

4992

While weeding the garden one day
I fancied a roll in the hay
The sun was quite hot
And I found the ideal spot
With the mistress to have it away. :blush:

The hay was fresh and soft

4993

The hay was fresh and soft
And it made a change from the loft :lol:

4994

The hay was fresh and soft
And it made a change from the loft :lol:
So there we laid, without a care

4995

The hay was fresh and soft
And it made a change from the loft
So there we laid, without a care
Bereft of clothes, our arses bare

4996

The hay was fresh and soft
And it made a change from the loft
So there we laid, without a care
Bereft of clothes, our arses bare
And we knew, a line was crossed.

“You’ll have to marry me now” said she

4997

“You’ll have to marry me now” said she
“Bugger that” said he

4998

“You’ll have to marry me now” said she
“Bugger that” said he
“But you loved me, you said
When you took me to bed”

4999

“You’ll have to marry me now” said she
“Bugger that” said he
“But you loved me, you said
When you took me to bed”
“And now you’ve given me VD!”

" Go to the clinic at once"

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" Go to the clinic at once"
" don’t be be such a dunce"