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Betty wished she was tall and slim
But had to settle for short, fat and dim

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Betty wished she was tall and slim
But had to settle for short , fat, and dim
It must be my genes

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Betty wished she was tall and slim
But had to settle for short , fat, and dim
It must be my genes
Along with too many beans

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Betty wished she was tall and slim
But had to settle for short , fat, and dim
It must be my genes
Along with too many beans
Which I only eat on a whim!

Bill was in the pub with Jack

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Bill was in the pub with Jack
They fancied a pint and a mid day snack

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Bill was in the pub with Jack
They fancied a pint and a mid day snack
Jack said “My shout”

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Bill was in the pub with Jack
They fancied a pint and a mid day snack
Jack said “My shout”
“Do you fancy some Stout?”

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Bill was in the pub with Jack
They fancied a pint and a mid day snack
Jack said “My shout”
“Do you fancy some Stout?”
“No, but I could do some crack”

The barkeep said “We don’t do drugs in here”

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The barkeep said “We don’t do drugs in here”
“You can only have crisps and a pint of beer”

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The barkeep said “We don’t do drugs in here”
“You can only have crisps and a pint of beer”
“But if you need to get high”

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The barkeep said “We don’t do drugs in here”
“You can only have crisps and a pint of beer”
“But if you need to get high”
“You’ll get a black eye”

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The barkeep said “We don’t do drugs in here”
“You can only have crisps and a pint of beer”
“But if you need to get high”
“You’ll get a black eye”
“On that you can be clear”

So they went to the pub next door

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So they went to the pub next door
A real posh place with sawdust on the floor

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So they went to the pub next door
A real posh place with sawdust on the floor
A spittoon in each corner

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So they went to the pub next door
A real posh place with sawdust on the floor
A spittoon in each corner
And there sat Jack Horner

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So they went to the pub next door
A real posh place with sawdust on the floor
A spittoon in each corner
And there sat Jack Horner
Who could ask for anything more.

But later that evening, guess what

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But later that evening , guess what
They must have drunk quite a lot

4978

But later that evening , guess what
They must have drunk quite a lot
Because they couldn’t stand up

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But later that evening , guess what
They must have drunk quite a lot
Because they couldn’t stand up
But continued to sup

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But later that evening , guess what
They must have drunk quite a lot
Because they couldn’t stand up
But continued to sup
Then went on to smoke some pot

The drug squad decided to raid