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4941

At the supermarket there was a queue
And my impatience just grew and grew

4942

At the supermarket there was a queue
And my impatience just grew and grew
Until in the end

4943

At the supermarket there was a queue
And my impatience just grew and grew
Until in the end
I went clean round the bend

4944

At the supermarket there was a queue
And my impatience just grew and grew
Until in the end
I went clean round the bend
And was taken away by the boys in blue

I was thrown in a cell and the door went bang

4945

I was thrown in a cell and the door went bang
A key was turned and the lock went clang!

4946

I was thrown in a cell and the door went bang
A key was turned and the lock went clang!
Oh dear . . what now?

4947

I was thrown in a cell and the door went bang
A key was turned and the lock went clang!
Oh dear . . what now?
I must escape, but how?

4948

I was thrown in a cell and the door went bang
A key was turned and the lock went clang!
Oh dear . . what now?
I must escape, but how?
In here was a fearsome gang.

When Len sat in the pub one night

4949

When Len sat in the pub one night
He saw a lad just ready for a fight

4950

When Len sat in the pub one night
He saw a lad just ready for a fight
Len yelled " Oi you!"

4951

When Len sat in the pub one night
He saw a lad just ready for a fight
Len yelled " Oi you!"
“Get off home now - Shoo”

4952

When Len sat in the pub one night
He saw a lad just ready for a fight
Len yelled “Oi you!”
“Get off home now - shoo”
“It looks to me like you bite!”

The Landlord came into the bar

4953

The Landlord came into the bar
And served me with half a jar

4954

The landlord came into the bar
And served me with half a jar
Then I looked for a seat

4955

The landlord came into the bar
And served me with half a jar
Then I looked for a seat
Over with my mate Pete

4956

The landlord came into the bar
And served me with half a jar
Then I looked for a seat
Over with my mate Pete
And his girlfriend Hedy Lamarr

I said " Hedy, you’ve really aged well!"

4957

I said " Hedy, you’ve really aged well!"
“A hundred and seven, and you look real swell”

4958

I said " Hedy, you’ve really aged well!"
“A hundred and seven, and you look real swell”
She banged her glass down

4959

I said “Hedy, you’ve really aged well!”
“A hundred and seven, and you look real swell”
She banged her glass down
And drenched her red gown

4960

I said “Hedy, you’ve really aged well!”
“A hundred and seven, and you look real swell”
She banged her glass down
And drenched her red gown
“But I’m only 50” she yelled!

Betty wished she was tall and slim