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EZ_Rider · 25 March 2021 13:59

A lovely sunny day, walking down the prom
How many pretty ladies did you come upon?

Mups · 25 March 2021 16:52

A lovely sunny day, walking down the prom
How many pretty ladies did you come upon?
There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette too

Judd · 25 March 2021 20:25

A lovely sunny day, walking down the prom
How many pretty ladies did you come upon?
There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette too
Even a bald one - will she do?

Mups · 25 March 2021 22:36

A lovely sunny day, walking down the prom
How many pretty ladies did you come upon?
There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette too
Even a bald one - will she do?
All strutting their stuff with aplomb.

While Arthur was having a shave

EZ_Rider · 26 March 2021 07:05

While Arthur was having a shave
His neighbours were having a rave

paula · 26 March 2021 10:56

While Arthur was having a shave
His neighbours were having a rave
I’ll invite myself in

Mups · 26 March 2021 12:48

While Arthur was having a shave
His neighbours were having a rave
I’ll invite myself in
If I can used to the din

EZ_Rider · 27 March 2021 07:22

While Arthur was having a shave
His neighbours were having a rave
I’ll invite myself in
If I can get used to the din
But I really must learn to behave.

I’m really not used to this noise

Barry · 27 March 2021 08:34

I’m really not used to this noise
I start to panic, and lose all my poise

Mups · 27 March 2021 20:23

I’m really not used to this noise
I start to panic, and lose all my poise
But with ear plugs to hand

Judd · 27 March 2021 21:58

I’m really not used to this noise
I start to panic, and lose all my poise
But with ear plugs to hand
Listening to my favourite band

Mups · 27 March 2021 22:23

I’m really not used to this noise
I start to panic, and lose all my poise
But with ear plugs to hand
Listening to my favourite band
I had a beer with the boys.

There’s a creepy film on TV

Tubby · 27 March 2021 22:36

There’s a creepy film on TV
It’s put me right off my tea

paula · 27 March 2021 22:52

There’s a creepy film on tv
It’s put me right off my tea
the wind starts to howl

Mups · 27 March 2021 23:02

There’s a creepy film on tv
It’s put me right off my tea
the wind starts to howl
Then I heard a growl

EZ_Rider · 28 March 2021 06:52

There’s a creepy film on tv
It’s put me right off my tea
The wind starts to howl
Then I heard a growl
Which caused a spontaneous wee.

I thought this is so unlike me

Barry · 28 March 2021 07:10

I thought this so unlike me
So I decided to go on a spree

EZ_Rider · 28 March 2021 10:37

I thought this is so unlike me
So I decided to go on a spree
I grabbed all my cash

paula · 28 March 2021 11:14

I thought this is so unlike me
So I decided to go on a spree
I grabbed all my cash
To spend on some trash

Last_Tango · 28 March 2021 11:21

I thought this is so unlike me
So I decided to go on a spree
I grabbed all my cash
To spend on some trash
That I could have for my tea

At the supermarket there was a queue