The eagle flew off into the sun
He’d eaten poor Polly and 'twas done
The eagle flew off into the sun
He’d eaten poor Polly and 'twas done
But the old man from Crewe
The eagle flew off into the sun
He’d eaten poor Polly and 'twas done
But the old man from Crewe
Knew just what to do
The eagle flew off into the sun
He’d eaten poor Polly and 'twas done
But the old man from Crewe
Knew just what to do
And he borrowed the farmer’s gun.
Then he sat in the bushes to wait
Then he sat in the bushes to wait
And he’d brought a bag full of bait
Then he sat in the bushes to wait
And he’d brought a bag of bait
When the eagle passed by
Then he sat in the bushes to wait
And he’d brought a bag of bait
When the eagle passed by
It poo’d in the man’s eye
Then he sat in the bushes to wait
And he’d brought a bag of bait
When the eagle passed by
It poo’d in the mans eye
Which brought on this feeling of hate.
He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"
He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"
“You will soon be a tasty snack”
He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"
“You will soon be a tasty snack”
“And you’ll soon see”
He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"
“You will soon be a tasty snack”
“And you’ll soon see”
“That you don’t mess with me”
He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"
“You will soon be a tasty snack”
“And you’ll soon see”
“That you don’t mess with me”
“I’m gonna hide behind this 'ere haystack.”
The bird flew off in a flurry
The bird flew off in a flurry
The old man fancied a curry
The bird flew off in a flurry
The old man fancied a curry
“That bird can wait, tomorrow will do”
The bird flew off in a flurry
The old man fancied a curry
“That bird can wait, tomorrow will do”
“I’ll get him then, and make a stew”
The bird flew off in a flurry
The old man fancied a curry
“That bird can wait, tomorrow will do”
“I’ll get him then, and make a stew”
After all there’s no hurry
He settled down for his meal and a beer
He settled down for his meal and a beer
Then thought to himself, There’s no one else here
He settled down for his meal and a beer
Then thought to himself, There’s no one else here
“That makes a change” he mused
He settled down for his meal and a beer
The thought to himself, There’s no one else here
“That makes a change” he mused
So glad i’m not confused
He settled down for his meal and a beer
The thought to himself, There’s no one else here
“That makes a change” he mused
So glad i’m not confused
Although I do feel a little bit queer!
A lovely sunny day, walking down the prom