Limericks. (New)

The eagle flew off into the sun
He’d eaten poor Polly and 'twas done

The eagle flew off into the sun
He’d eaten poor Polly and 'twas done
But the old man from Crewe

The eagle flew off into the sun
He’d eaten poor Polly and 'twas done
But the old man from Crewe
Knew just what to do

The eagle flew off into the sun
He’d eaten poor Polly and 'twas done
But the old man from Crewe
Knew just what to do
And he borrowed the farmer’s gun.

Then he sat in the bushes to wait

Then he sat in the bushes to wait
And he’d brought a bag full of bait

Then he sat in the bushes to wait
And he’d brought a bag of bait
When the eagle passed by

Then he sat in the bushes to wait
And he’d brought a bag of bait
When the eagle passed by
It poo’d in the man’s eye

Then he sat in the bushes to wait
And he’d brought a bag of bait
When the eagle passed by
It poo’d in the mans eye
Which brought on this feeling of hate.

He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"

He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"
“You will soon be a tasty snack”

He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"
“You will soon be a tasty snack”
“And you’ll soon see”

He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"
“You will soon be a tasty snack”
“And you’ll soon see”
“That you don’t mess with me”

He yelled " I’ll get you on your way back"
“You will soon be a tasty snack”
“And you’ll soon see”
“That you don’t mess with me”
“I’m gonna hide behind this 'ere haystack.”

The bird flew off in a flurry

The bird flew off in a flurry
The old man fancied a curry

The bird flew off in a flurry
The old man fancied a curry
“That bird can wait, tomorrow will do”

The bird flew off in a flurry
The old man fancied a curry
“That bird can wait, tomorrow will do”
“I’ll get him then, and make a stew”

The bird flew off in a flurry
The old man fancied a curry
“That bird can wait, tomorrow will do”
“I’ll get him then, and make a stew”
After all there’s no hurry

He settled down for his meal and a beer

He settled down for his meal and a beer
Then thought to himself, There’s no one else here

He settled down for his meal and a beer
Then thought to himself, There’s no one else here
“That makes a change” he mused

He settled down for his meal and a beer
The thought to himself, There’s no one else here
“That makes a change” he mused
So glad i’m not confused

He settled down for his meal and a beer
The thought to himself, There’s no one else here
“That makes a change” he mused
So glad i’m not confused
Although I do feel a little bit queer!

A lovely sunny day, walking down the prom