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4881

When Mary went to the shop
To get a tasty lamb chop
But on seeing the queue
She did a turn shaped like a U
Then onto a bus she did hop

There she met an old pal

4882

There she met an old pal
She said “Well if it isn’t young Val”

4883

There she met an old pal
She said “Well if it isn’t young Val”
Have you time for a chat?

4884

There she met an old pal
She said “Well if it isn’t young Val”
Have you time for a chat?
And in a cafe they sat

4885

There she met an old pal
She said “Well if it isn’t young Val”
Have you time for a chat?
And in a cafe they sat
It was in a pleasant locale

A pot of tea was brought

4886

A pot of tea was brought
We’ll have a scone too they thought

4887

A pot of tea was brought
We’ll have a scone too they thought
Then they chatted away
for the rest of the day

4888

A pot of tea was brought
We’ll have a scone too they thought
Then they chatted away
For the rest of the day
With no masks on and then they were caught.

In court they both pleaded not guilty

4889

In court they both pleaded not guilty
Which caused some risibility

4890

In court they both pleaded not guilty
Which caused some risibility
Th judge said “look here”

4891

In court they both pleaded not guilty
Which caused some risibility
The judge said “Look here”
“You’re going down, have no fear”

4892

In court they both pleaded not guilty
Which caused some risibility
The judge said “Look here”
“You’re going down, have no fear”
“And serves you right for being so lippy”

“Take them down” ordered the beak

4893

“Take them down” ordered the beak
They didn’t worry, it was only a week

4894

“Take them down” ordered the beak
They didn’t worry, it was only a week
As they sat in teir cell

4895

“Take them down” ordered the beak
They didn’t worry, it was only a week
As they say in their cell
You could easily tell

4896

“Take them down” ordered the beak
They didn’t worry, it was only a week
As they say in their cell
You could easily tell
They were made of strong stuff and not weak.

There was an old man from Crewe

4897

There was an old man from Crewe
Through his open window the parrot flew

4898

There was an old man from Crewe
Through his open window the parrot flew
“My Polly” he cried

4899

There was an old man from Crewe
Through his open window the parrot flew
“My Polly” he cried
But alas, Polly died

4900

There was an old man from Crewe
Through his open window the parrot flew
“My Polly” he cried
But alas, Polly died
Killed by an eagle, who knew

The eagle flew off into the sun