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The grease on the floor made him skid
And the owner offered him some squid
But by then he felt sick
So he ran out the shop quick
And got hit by a lorry instead.

As he fell he said " This ain’t a good day!"

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As he fell he said " This ain’t a good day!
“I will likely die here, where I lay”

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As he fell he said " This ain’t a good day!
“I will likely die here, where I lay”
But a good Samariton came by

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As he fell he said this aint a good day
I will likely die here where I lay
but a good samariton came by
And with a wink in his eye

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As he fell he said this aint a good day
I will likely die here where I lay
but a good samaritan came by
And with a wink in his eye
He lifted him up and away.

Bert thought he’d pop down the Club

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Bert thought he’d pop down the Club
But he hadn’t paid his sub

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Bert thought he’d pop down the Club
But he hadn’t paid his sub
So he used the back door

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Bert thought he’d pop down the Club
But he hadn’t paid his sub
So he used the back door
Hoping to dodge 'em some more

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Bert thought he’d pop down the Club
But he hadn’t paid his sub
So he used the back door
Hoping to dodge 'em some more
But he just got a great big snub.

One cold windy day in spring

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One cold windy day in spring
A young man started to sing

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One cold windy day in spring
A young man started to sing
He sang to the birds

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One cold windy day in spring
A young man started to sing
He sang to the birds
For a minute and two thirds

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One cold windy day in spring
A young man started to sing
He sang to the birds
For a minute and two thirds
Until his eggtimer went ding

Now I’m all confused

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Now I’m all confused
As my bottom looks all bruised

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Now I’m all confused
As my bottom looks all bruised
It was OK this morning

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Now I’m all confused
As my bottom looks all bruised
It was OK this morning
Then as day was dawning

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Now I’m all confused
As my bottom looks all bruised
It was OK this morning
Then as day was dawning
I began to feel i’d been used.

I started to weep and to moan

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Now I’m all confused
As my bottom looks all bruised
It was OK this morning
Then as day was dawning
I began to feel i’d been used.

I started to weep and to moan
Then I dialled 999 on my phone

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I started to weep and to moan
Then I dialled 999 on my phone
Two coppers turned up

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I started to weep and to moan
Then I dialled 999 on my phone
Two coppers turned up
With a flask of tea and a cup