When it’s frosty about in the night
Driving can cause quite a fright
With deadly black ice
Which is not very nice
Evenin’ Judd
Evenin’ EZ
When it’s frosty about in the night
Driving can cause quite a fright
With deadly black ice
Which is not very nice
Bringing accidents just out of spite
A bowl of hot porridge is great
A bowl of hot porridge is great
Just maybe not on first date
Patience please, Button!
A bowl of hot porridge is great
Served in a nice big soup plate
Sorry lol x
Well come on, Button - what’s keeping you lol?
A bowl of hot porridge is great
Served in a nice big soup plate
But remove all the lumps
A bowl of hot porridge is great
Served in a nice big soup plate
But remove all the lumps
Or you’ll get the 'umps
A bowl of hot porridge is great
Served in a nice big soup plate
But remove all the lumps
Or you’ll get the 'umps
And also pile on the weight.
The hedgehog said to the rat
The hedgehog said to the rat
Oy! We’ll have a less of that
The hedgehog said to the rat
Oy! We’ll have less of that
The rat said Oh yeah?
The hedgehog said to the rat
Oy! We’ll have less of that
The rat said Oh yeah?
Clear off over there
The hedgehog said to the rat
Oy! We’ll have less of that
The rat said Oh yeah?
Clear off over there
Go on! Oppit!! Scat!
So the rat disappeared double quick
So the rat disappeared double quick
After giving the hedgehog a kick
So the rat disappeared double quick
After giving the hedgehog a kick
Got caught in a trap
So the rat disappeared double quick
After giving the hedgehog a kick
Got caught in a trap
And his tail it did snap
So the rat disappeared double quick
After giving the hedgehog a kick
Got caught in a trap
And his tail it did snap
And made the poor rat feel quite sick !
This made Mr. hedgehog laugh loud
This made Mr. hedgehog laugh loud
I’ll get my own back rat avowed
This made Mr. hedgehog laugh loud
I’ll get my own back rat avowed
So he wriggled himself free