Tomorrow to the gym I will go
Though on the treadmill I’m a bit slow
I will puff and I’ll pant
I would jog…but I can’t
So I’ll have to go with the flow.
One day while walking his dog
One day while walking his dog
Old Bert got lost in the fog
One day while walking his dog
Old Bert got lost in the fog
He started to cry
One day while walking his dog
Old Bert got lost in the fog
He started to cry
And his dog asked ‘Why?’
One day while walking his dog
Old Bert got lost in the fog
he started to cry
And his dog asked “Why?”
'Cos I stubbed me big toe on a log!
If you ever should see a gnu
If you ever should see a gnu
Nod and say How do you do
If you ever should see a Gnu
What is the first thing you’d do?
If you ever should see a gnu
Nod and say “How do you do?”
But beware of his eyes
Sorry EZ Rider Judd posted first
If you ever should see a gnu
Nod and say “How do you do?”
But beware of his eyes
You may get a surprise
If you ever should see a gnu
Nod and say “How do you do?”
But beware of his eyes
You may get a surprise
'cos they’ll twizzle and end up askew!
When looking straight up to the sky
When looking straight up to the sky
A bird suddenly pooped in my eye
When looking straight up to the sky
A bird suddenly pooped in my eye
I yelled “Come here you!”
When looking straight up to the sky
A bird suddenly pooped in my eye
I yelled “Come here you!”
But away it quickly flew
When looking straight up to the sky
A bird suddenly pooped in my eye
I yelled “Come here you!”
But away it quickly flew
Way above the clouds so high.
When I was a lad Mum once said
When I was a lad Mum once said
“Don’t eat biscuits when you are in bed”
When I was a lad Mum once said
" Don’t eat biscuits when you are in bed"
I ignored what I heard
When I was a lad Mum once said
" Don’t eat biscuits when you are in bed"
I ignored what I heard
I was a loutish young nerd
When I was a lad Mum once said
“Don’t eat Biscuits when you are in bed”
I ignored what I heard
I was a loutish young nerd
And now I’ve got crumbs in my head
When it’s frosty about in the night
When it’s frosty about in the night
Driving can cause quite a fright
When it’s frosty about in the night
Driving can cause quite a fright
With deadly black ice