Ant and Dec really are a scream
together like peaches and cream
They’ve been friends for so long
And can’t do much wrong
Ant and Dec really are a scream
together like peaches and cream
They’ve been friends for so long
And can’t do much wrong
Not according to some it would seem
A celebrity went on a trip
A celebrity went on a trip
On the latest cruise ship
A celebrity went on a trip
On the latest cruise ship
But the ship an iceberg did hit
A celebrity went on a trip
On the latest cruise ship
But the ship an iceberg did hit
A celebrity went on a trip
On the latest cruise ship
But the ship an iceberg did hit
Causing his trousers to split
A celebrity went on a trip
On the latest cruise ship
But the ship an iceberg did hit
Causing his trousers to split
And completely shattered his zip. 
Tonight’s gonna be a thick frost
Tonight’s gonna be a thick frost
So make sure ya d’na get lost
Tonight’s gonna be a thick frost
So make sure ya d’na get lost
Cos for sure if ya do
Tonight’s gonna be a thick frost
So make sure ya d’na get lost
Cos for sure if ya do
You will need the loo
Of all the bars in all the world
I met you and my toes just curled
It was love at first sight
And we got such a fright
Tonight’s gonna be a thick frost
So make sure ya d’na get lost
Cos for sure if ya do
You will need the loo
But first you’d have to defrost.
Shall we finish Gilly’s one next?
Of all the bars in all the world
I met you and my toes just curled
It was love at first sight
And we got such a fright
And our future then unfurled.
I had some fish pie for tea
I had some fish pie for tea
Followed by some crackers with brie
I had some fish pie for tea
Followed by some crackers with brie
Then a nice cup of tea
I had some fish pie for tea
Followed by some crackers with brie
Then a nice cup of tea
And a biscuit or three
I had some fish pie for tea
Followed by some crackers with brie
Then a nice cup of tea
And a biscuit or three
No wonder I’m as heavy as can be!
Tomorrow to the gym I will go
Tomorrow to the gym I will go
Though on the treadmill I’m a bit slow
Tomorrow to the gym I will go
Though on the treadmill I’m a bit slow
I will puff and I’ll pant
Tomorrow to the gym I will go
Though on the treadmill I’m a bit slow
I will puff and I’ll pant
I would jog…but I can’t
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