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Judd · 14 November 2019 23:08

Meanwhile Flo fancied fish & chips
Ten minutes in the mouth, a lifetime on the hips

Tezza · 15 November 2019 11:32

Meanwhile Flo fancied fish & chips
Ten minutes in the mouth, a lifetime on the hips
But Flo didn’t care

Mups · 15 November 2019 16:23

Meanwhile Flo fancied fish & chips
Ten minutes in the mouth, a lifetime on the hips
But Flo didn’t care
She knew she had flair

Last_Tango · 15 November 2019 17:13

Meanwhile Flo fancied fish & chips
Ten minutes in the mouth, a lifetime on the hips
But Flo didn’t care
She knew she had flair
And could burn off the calories with back flips.

Next day she went off to the gym

Tezza · 15 November 2019 18:37

Next day she went off to the gym
Hoping she’d soon look real slim

Mups · 15 November 2019 19:01

Next day she went off to the gym
Hoping she’d soon look real slim
Her trainer was hunky

Last_Tango · 15 November 2019 19:21

Next day she went off to the gym
Hoping she’d soon look real slim
Her trainer was hunky
Whilst Flo’s thighs were chunky

EZ_Rider · 15 November 2019 20:16

Next day she went off to the gym
Hoping she’d soon look real slim
Her trainer was hunky
Whilst Flo’s thighs were chunky
Plus her makeup was looking real grim.

So Flo went and scraped it all off

Mups · 15 November 2019 23:38

So Flo went and scraped it all off
But then she developed a cough

Judd · 16 November 2019 00:50

So Flo went and scraped it all off
But then she developed a cough
She’d breathed in some face powder

Tezza · 16 November 2019 09:29

So Flo went and scraped it all off
But then she developed a cough
She’d breathed in some face powder
Her cough got real louder

Judd · 16 November 2019 14:08

So Flo went and scraped it all off
But then she developed a cough
She’d breathed in some face powder
Her cough got real louder
So looked for some throat pastilles to scoff

Her sore throat slowly got better

Tezza · 16 November 2019 17:45

Her sore throat slowly got better
She’d followed the dose to the letter

Button · 16 November 2019 19:14

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Sorry error in posting Haven’t got the hang of this yet

Tezza · 16 November 2019 19:22

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Hang in there buttons it’ll get easier.

Last_Tango · 16 November 2019 19:54

Her sore throat slowly got better
She’d followed the dose to the letter
Soon she was singing

Judd · 16 November 2019 21:02

Her sore throat slowly got better
She’d followed the dose to the letter
Soon she was singing
But her breath was minging

Cherie_B · 16 November 2019 21:41

Her sore throat slowly got better
She’d followed the dose to the letter
Soon she was singing
But her breath was minging
Nobody wanted to pet her!

Ant and Dec really are a scream

Tezza · 16 November 2019 22:18

Ant and Dec really are a scream
together like peaches and cream

Mups · 17 November 2019 00:19

Ant and Dec really are a scream
together like peaches and cream
They’ve been friends for so long