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This made Mr. hedgehog laugh loud
I’ll get my own back rat avowed
So he wriggled himself free
Then went down on one knee

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This made Mr. hedgehog laugh loud
I’ll get my own back rat avowed
So he wriggled himself free
Then went down on one knee
And into Hedgehog he ploughed.

Hedgehog curled up in a ball

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Hedgehog curled up in a ball
And tried to make himself small

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Hedgehog curled up in a ball
And tried to make himself small
But ratty bit his nose

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Hedgehog curled up in a ball
And tried to make himself small
But ratty bit his nose
And one of his toes

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Hedgehog curled up in a ball
And tried to make himself small
But ratty bit his nose
And one of his toes
But hedgehog dug under a wall

Hedgehog limped onto the road

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Hedgehog limped onto the road
To be met by Mr. Toad

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Hedgehog limped onto the road
To be met by Mr. Toad
“Let me help you” Toad said

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Hedgehog limped onto the road
To be met by Mr. Toad
“Let me help you” Toad said
Come home and be fed

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Hedgehog limped onto the road
To be met by Mr. Toad
“Let me help you” Toad said
Come home and be fed
You’ll feel welcome in my humble abode.

Hedgehog politely said no

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Hedgehog politely said no
As he wanted to call in on Joe

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Hedgehog politely said no
As he wanted to call in on Joe
Slowly he limped away

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Hedgehog politely said no
As he wanted to call in on Joe
Slowly he limped away
Just as a car was headed his way.

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Hedgehog politely said no
As he wanted to call in on Joe
Slowly he limped away
Just as a car was headed his way
And he sadly became food for a crow.

http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/tears/t2340.gif
(That was Judd’s fault)!

A donkey witnessed all this
And turned to his mate chris

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A donkey witnessed all this
And turned to his mate chris
And said did you see that?

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A donkey witnessed all this
And turned to his mate chris
And said did you see that?
That’s the fault of Rat

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A donkey witnessed all this
And turned to his mate chris
And said did you see that?
That’s the fault of Rat
He was really taking the p*ss

As the crow tucked into his meal

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As the crow tucked into his meal
He thought he’d got a good deal

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As the crow tucked into his meal
He thought he’d got a good deal
Meat, with toothpicks thrown in

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As the crow tucked into his meal
He thought he’d got a good deal
Meat, with toothpicks thrown in
I’ll chuck the rest in the bin