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4701

The following day when I awoke
I coughed, and started to choke
As I jumped out of bed

4702

The following day when I awoke
I coughed, and started to choke
As I jumped out of bed
I tripped over Ted

4703

The following day when I awoke
I coughed, and started to choke
As I jumped out of bed
I tripped over Ted
Who is quite a tiny wee bloke.

I yelled " Who the hell let you in?"

4704

whoops, sorry EZ.
We both posted at the same time. :slight_smile:

I yelled " Who the hell let you in?"
Then I saw he also had a twin

4705

Hi there Mups. No problem.

I yelled “Who the hell let you in?”
Then I saw he also had a twin
"Oh no, there’s not two!

4706

I yelled “Who the hell let you in?”
Then I saw he also had a twin
“Oh no, there’s not two!”
“So which one are you?”

4707

yelled “Who the hell let you in?”
Then I saw he also had a twin
“Oh no, there’s not two!”
"So which one are you?
We’ll tell you, now you’ve let us in.

There was an old road sweeper called Ted

4708

There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn’t stop wetting the bed

4709

There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn’t stop wetting the bed
So he slept in the bath

4710

There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn’t stop wetting the bed
So he slept in the bath
And sometimes the hearth

4711

There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn’t stop wetting the bed
So he slept in the bath
And sometimes the hearth
Till he met Flo and wanted to get wed.

Now Flo said he must sort it out

4712

Now Flo said he must sort it out
Or tie a knot in your water spout

4713

Now Flo said he must sort it out
Or tie a knot in your water spout
As she would not be wed
And have a wet bed

4714

Now Flo said he must sort it out
Or tie a knot in your water spout
As she would not be wed
And have a wet bed
Of that there was never any doubt.

So Ted made his way to the doc’s

4715

So Ted made his way to the doc’s
He was wearing his brand new socks

4716

So Ted made his way to the doc’s
He was wearing his brand new socks
Pulled up to his knees

4717

So Ted made his way to the doc’s
He was wearing his brand new socks
Pulled up to his knees
To keep out the breeze

4718

So Ted made his way to the doc’s
He was wearing his brand new socks
Pulled up to his knees
To keep out the breeze
But he tripped, and fell over some rocks

A young girl came to his aid

4719

A young girl came to his aid
Luckily, a big strong milkmaid

4720

A young girl came to his aid
Luckily, a big strong milkmaid
She helped Ted to his feet