Two Gnomes were having a chat
When the one in the long pointed hat
Said “What became of Snow White”
Oh she’s high as a kyte
Two Gnomes were having a chat
When the one in the long pointed hat
Said “What became of Snow White”
Oh she’s high as a kyte
She told her seven buddies to scat.
I looked out the window just now
I looked out the window just now
And on the front lawn was a cow
I looked out the window just now
And on the front lawn was a cow
It was munching my tree
I looked out the window just now
And on the front lawn was a cow
It munched all my grass
Then was joined by an ass
I looked out the window just now
And on the front lawn was a cow
It munched all my grass
Then was joined by an ass
And a pig which I think was a sow
The cow started running around
The cow started running around
Chasing at something it had found
The cow started running around
Chasing at something it had found
The pig gave a snort
The cow started running around
Chasing at something it had found
The pig gave a snort
But the ass was distraught
The cow started running around
Chasing at something it had found
The pig gave a snort
But the ass was distraught
and ran off like a greyhound
A little boy wanted to know
A little boy wanted to know
How he could make himself grow
A little boy wanted to know
How he could make himself grow
So he turned to his Dad
A little boy wanted to know
How he could make himself grow
So he turned to his Dad
Who was five foot and a tad
A little boy wanted to know
How he could make himself grow
So he turned to his Dad
Who’s name was Brad
A little boy wanted to know
How he could make himself grow
So he turned to his Dad
Who was five foot and a tad
Dad said “Taller? you must be mad!”
A little boy wanted to know
How he could make himself grow
So he turned to his Dad
Who’s name was Brad
Dad said " You’ll be taller one day my wee lad".
In the meantime Brads little girl
In the meantime Brads little girl
Asked for a chocolate bar, a Twirl
In the meantime Brad’s little girl
Asked for a chocolate bar, a twirl
“It’s my favourite”, she said
In the meantime Brad’s little girl
Asked for a chocolate bar, a twirl
“It’s my favourite”, she said
But all Brad had was a loaf of bread
In the meantime Brad’s little girl
Asked for a chocolate bar, a twirl
“It’s my favourite”, she said
But all Brad had was a loaf of bread
And a black liquorice curl.
The gardener was mowing the park
The gardener was mowing the park
But it soon became far to dark