Limericks. (New)

General Chat Games
4621

I settled for a bag of spuds
And found that most of them were duds
Infested with slugs
And all sorts of bugs

4622

I settled for a bag of spuds
And found that most of them were duds
Infested with slugs
And all sorts of bugs
I had to scrub them in a sink full of suds.

I was going to chip them but thought

4623

I was going to chip them but thought
By the time I get tā€™bugs out thereā€™s nought

4624

I was going to chip them but thought
By the time I get tā€™bugs out thereā€™s nought
So I roasted the skins

4625

I was going to chip them but thought
By the time I get tā€™bugs out thereā€™s nought
So I roasted the skins
In some old baking tins

4626

I was going to chip them but thought
By the time I get tā€™bugs out thereā€™s nought
So I roasted the skins
In some old baking tins
Just like my old Mum has me taught

I shopped for essentials today

4627

I shopped for essentials today
But I wanted to stay out and play

4628

I shopped for essentials today
But I wanted to stay out and play
So before too long

4629

I shopped for essentials today
But I wanted to stay out and play
So before too long
I burst into song

4630

I shopped for essentials today
But I wanted to stay out and play
So before too long
I burst into song
And didnā€™t give a care, come what may.

Tā€™were a dark and stormy night

4631

Tā€™were a dark and stormy night
Enough to fill young ones with fright

4632

Tā€™were a dark and stormy night
Enough to fill young ones with fright
The wind did howl and the rain did pour

4633

Tā€™were a dark and stormy night
Enough to fill young ones with fright
The wind did howl and the rain did pour
Is that the Grim Reaper at my door?

4634

Tā€™were a dark and stormy night
Enough to fill young ones with fright
The wind did howl and the rain did pour
Is that the Grim Reaper at my door?
Taking me towards the light?

Iā€™ve done it now, Iā€™m really frit

4635

Iā€™ve done it now, Iā€™m really frit
But have been called a hipocrite

4636

Iā€™ve done it now, Iā€™m really frit
But have been called a hipocrite
'Cos Iā€™m pumping iron and jogging too

4637

Iā€™ve done it now, Iā€™m really frit
But have been called a hipocrite
'Cos Iā€™m pumping iron and jogging too
In between trips to the loo

4638

Iā€™ve done it now, Iā€™m really frit
But have been called a hipocrite
'Cos Iā€™m pumping iron and jogging too
In between trips to the loo
Which all makes me feel a bit of a twit!

Down the library, searching for a book

4639

Down the library, searching for a book
I really wanted to learn how to cook

4640

Down the library,searching for a book
I really wanted to learn how to cook
There was Delia and Jamie and Gordon too