The following day when he woke
The following day when he woke
He found he could only croak
The following day when he woke
He found he could only croak
His throat felt like glass
The following day when he woke
He found he could only croak
His throat felt like glass
His eyes the colour of brass
The following day when he woke
He found he could only croak
His throat felt like glass
His eyes the colour of brass
Plus it really hurt when he spoke.
He decided to keep his mouth shut
He decided to keep his mouth shut
And in his bed heād stay put
He decided to keep his mouth shut
And in his bed heād stay put
Sucking Fishermanās Friends
He decided to keep his mouth shut
And in his bed heād stay put
Sucking Fishermanās Friends
Right down to the ends
He decided to keep his mouth shut
And in his bed heād stay put
Sucking Fishermanās Friends
Right down to the ends
Until he got a pain in the gut
His bowels became a bit loose
His bowels became a bit loose
In fact it was like orange juice
His bowels became a bit loose
In fact it was like orange juice
But thatās too much information
His bowels became a bit loose
In fact it was like orange juice
But thatās too much information
To share with the nation
His bowels became a bit loose
In fact it was like orange juice
But thatās too much information
To share with the nation
But he left the remaining fruit juice.
Down at the Co-op in Gwent
Down at the Co-op in Gwent
None of the cucumbers were bent
Down at the Co-op in Gwent
None of the cucumbers were bent
But the carrots were squint
Down at the Co-op in Gwent
None of the cucumbers were bent
But the carrots were squint
And tasted of mint
Down at the Co-op in Gwent
None of the cucumbers were bent
But the carrots were squint
And tasted of mint
And gave off a heavenly scent
I settled for a bag of spuds
I settled for a bag of spuds
And found that most them were duds
I settled for a bag of spuds
And found that most of them were duds
Infested with slugs