He wasn’t used to paying his turn
And it was noticed by his mate Ern
So to calm old Fred down
Ern lent him half a crown
And they continued with their sojourn.
As I sat nodding off in my chair
As I sat nodding off in my chair
I’d had a few to be fair,
As I sat nodding off in my chair
I’d had a few to be fair
The room started to spin
He wasn’t used to paying his turn
And it was noticed by his mate Ern
So to calm old Fred down
Ern lent him half a crown
He must’ve had money to burn
Fred soon was as drunk as a lord
As I sat nodding off in my chair
I’d had a few to be fair
The room started to spin
And I said with a grin
As I sat nodding off in my chair
I’d had a few to be fair
The room started to spin
And I said with a grin
Is that Jesus I see over there?
There was a young lady from Kent
There was a young lady from Kent
Who thought all her money was spent
There was a young lady from Kent
Who thought all her money was spent
She opened her mail
There was a young lady from Kent
Who thought all her money was spent
She opened her mail
And there without fail
There was a young lady from Kent
Who thought all her money was spent
She opened her mail
And there without fail
Was a cheque for the cash she had lent.
There was a young man from Peru
There was a young man from Peru
Who had a terrible case of the flu
There was a young man from Peru
Who had a terrible case of the flu
He sneezed and he wheezed
There was a young man from Peru
Who had a terrible case of the flu
He sneezed and he wheezed
He was most displeased
There was a young man from Peru
Who had a terrible case of the flu
He sneezed and he wheezed
He was most displeased
Cos he didn’t know what to do
He thought some LemSip might work
He thought some LemSip might work
So he swigged it down with a smirk
He thought some LemSip might work
So he swigged it down with a smirk
But then, before long
He thought some LemSip might work
So he swigged it down with a smirk
But then, before long
He began to pong
He thought some LemSip might work
So he swigged it down with a smirk
But then, before long
He began to pong
And he said to himself “What a jerk!”