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So he had a zoom call with his boss
“The bell’s wonky and I’m at a loss”

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So he had a zoom call with his boss
“The bell’s wonky and I’m at a loss”
“Well, get a man in”

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So he had a zoom call with his boss
“The bell’s wonky and I’m at a loss”
“Well, get a man in”
“He’ll soon stop that din”

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So he had a zoom call with his boss
“The bell’s wonky and I’m at a loss”
“Well, get a man in”
“He’ll soon stop that din”
But really, he didn’t give a toss!

So a handyman arrived with some tools

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So a handyman arrived with some tools
Some of which should be avoided by fools

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So a handyman arrived with some tools
Some of which should be avoided by fools
With his hammer and saw to hand

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So a handyman arrived with some tools
Some of which should be avoided by fools
With his hammer and saw to hand
And a sequence of steps planned

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So a handyman arrived with some tools
Some of which should be avoided by fools
With his hammer and saw to hand
And a sequence of steps planned
Plus something to protect his crown jewels.

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Who else is fed up with this snow ?

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Who else is fed up with this snow ?
Not me, I love it don’t you know

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Who else is fed up with this snow ?
Not me, I love it don’t you know
Hurry up and melt says I

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Who else is fed up with this snow ?
Not me, I love it don’t you know
Hurry up and melt says I
Looks like more in the sky

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Who else is fed up with this snow ?
Not me, I love it don’t you know
Hurry up and melt says I
Looks like more in the sky
You can tell 'cos the sky’s all aglow.

Bill and Fred were having a beer

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Bill and Fred were having a beer
When suddenly Fred was filled with fear

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Bill and Fred were having a beer
When suddenly Fred was filled with fear
Cos it was his round next

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Bill and Fred were having a beer
When suddenly Fred was filled with fear
Cos it was his round next
So he paid by text

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Bill and Fred were having a beer
When suddenly Fred was filled with fear
Cos it was his round next
So he paid by text
Which made him go all over queer!

He wasn’t used to paying his turn

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He wasn’t used to paying his turn
And it was noticed by his mate Ern

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He wasn’t used to paying his turn
And it was noticed by his mate Ern
So to calm old Fred down

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He wasn’t used to paying his turn
And it was noticed by his mate Ern
So to calm old Fred down
Ern lent him half a crown