Then one day the harness all broke
The pony went wild , scaring folk
It galloped along
But before too long
it rained and the horse had a soak!
Later, drying out in the barn
Later, drying out in the barn,
A girl came in, her name was Sian,
Later, drying out in the barn,
A girl came in, her name was Sian,
she gave Roy an apple
Later, drying out in the barn
A girl came in, her name was Sian
She gave Roy an apple
In the hay they did grapple
Later, drying out in the barn
A girl came in, her name was Sian
She gave Roy an apple
In the hay they did grapple
Which made for a grand old yarn.
Down the Palais on a Saturday night
Down the Palais on a Saturday night
A UFO cast a twinking light
Down the Palais on a Saturday night
A UFO cast a twinkling light
Two little green men
You do realise Roy is the horse! :-D:-D:-D
Down the Palais on a Saturday night
A UFO cast a twinkling light
Two little green men
with a clipboard and pen
Down the Palais on Saturday night
A UFO cast a twinkling light
Two little green men
With a clipboard and pen
started dancing with all of their might
The crowd looked on in a trance
The crowd looked on in a trance
They’d never seen little green men dance
The crowd looked on in a trance
They’d never seen little green men dance
How they twisted and turned
The crowd looked on in a trance
They’d never seen little green men dance
How they twisted and turned
But their efforts were spurned
The crowd looked on in a trance
They’d never seen little green men dance
How they twisted and turned
But their efforts were spurned
so they went back to Mars at once.
The church bell chimed thirteen
The church bell chimed thirteen
Never before heard or seen
The church bell chimed thirteen
never before heard or seen
something was wrong
The church bell chimed thirteen
never before heard or seen
something was wrong
An extra gong
The church bell chimed thirteen
never before heard or seen
something was wrong
With that thirteenth bong
The church bell chimed thirteen
Never before heard or seen
Something was wrong
With that thirteenth bong
The poor Vicar didn’t seem too keen.
So he had a zoom call with his boss