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4521

I’ve tracked down my earliest mate
not seen him for years ,can’t remember the date
We had so much fun

4522

I’ve tracked down my earliest mate
Not seen him for years, can’t remember the date
We had so much fun
Playing in the sun

4523

I’ve tracked down my earliest mate
Not seen him for years, can’t remember the date
We had so much fun
Playing in the sun
We’ve been friends since 1948.

4524

Now EZ’s forgotten his rhyme

4525

Now EZ’s forgotten his rhyme
it happens to me all the time!

4526

Now EZ’s forgotten his rhyme
It happens to me all the time
So much on my mind

4527

Now EZ’s forgotten his rhyme
It happens to me all the time
So much on my mind
That I never seem to find

4528

Now EZ’s forgotten his rhyme
It happens to me all the time
So much on my mind
That I never seem to find
Any peace until bedtime.

There was a young man called Phil

4529

There was a young man called Phil
Who was sent from the council, a bill

4530

There was a young man called Phil
Who was sent from the council, a bill
It enraged him no end

4531

There was a young man called Phil
Who was sent from the council, a bill
It enraged him no end
Sent him round the bend

4532

There was a young man called Phil
Who was sent from the council, a bill
It enraged him no end
Sent him round the bend
That he had to take one of his pills.

The Rag & Bone man trundled along

4533

The Rag & Bone man trundled along
Swigging a beer and singing a song

4534

The Rag & Bone man trundled along
Swigging a beer and singing a song
With his horse called Roy

4535

The Rag & Bone man trundled along
Swigging a beer and singing a song
With his horse called Roy
Who he used to annoy

4536

Sorry that’s whom …

4537

The Rag & Bone man trundled along
Swigging a beer and singing a song
With his horse called Roy
Whom he used to annoy
by plaiting his tail up all wrong.

Then one day the harness all broke

4538

Then one day the harness all broke
The pony went wild, scaring folk

4539

Then one day the harness all broke
The pony went wild , scaring folk
It galloped along

4540

Then one day the harness all broke
The pony went wild , scaring folk
It galloped along
But before too long