Limericks. (New)

[Barry]

Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
He wanted flowers instead of just weeds
But little did he know

[paula]

Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
He wanted flowers instead of just weeds
but little did he know
when they started to grow

[Mups]

Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
He wanted flowers instead of just weeds
but little did he know
when they started to grow
They far bigger than his needs.

So he thought he’d grow spuds instead

[EZ_Rider]

So he thought he’d grow spuds instead
He started to prepare some new beds

[Mups]

So he thought he’d grow spuds instead
He started to prepare some new beds
Then he unearthed a small box

[Judd]

So he thought he’d grow spuds instead
He started to prepare some new beds
Then he unearthed a small box
And an old pair of socks

[SilverTabby]

So he thought he’d grow spuds instead
He started to prepare some new beds
Then he unearthed a small box
And an old pair of socks
Ugh - they smell like Spitty’s he said!

I’m having a virtual party

[EZ_Rider]

I’m having a virtual party
Bring some wine, let’s get hale and hearty

[Barry]

I’m having a virtual party
Bring some wine, let’s get hale and hearty
With pineapple and cheese on sticks

[Mups]

I’m having a virtual party
Bring some wine, let’s get hale and hearty
With pineapple and cheese on sticks
And dancing and high kicks

[Barry]

I’m having a virtual party
Bring some wine, let’s get hale and hearty
With pineapple and cheese on sticks
And dancing and high kicks
By girls that are dressed rather tarty

So we’re now on zoom, so let the fun begin

[Last_Tango]

So we’re now on zoom, so let the fun begin
You get the tonic and I’ll get the gin

[EZ_Rider]

So we’re now on Zoom, so let the fun begin
You get the tonic and i’ll get the gin
Will Fat Larry be there?

[Judd]

So we’re now on Zoom, so let the fun begin
You get the tonic and i’ll get the gin
Will Fat Larry be there?
Him that dances like Fred Astaire?

[paula]

So we’re now on Zoom, so let the fun begin
You get the tonic and I’ll get the gin
Will Fat Larry be there?
Him that dances like Fred Astaire?
That’s him with the big silly grin

There’s Jimmy clowning around

[SilverTabby]

There’s Jimmy clowning around
nearly mowing us all to the ground!

[Mups]

There’s Jimmy clowning around
nearly mowing us all to the ground!
And Puss hissing at dog

[SilverTabby]

There’s Jimmy clowning around
nearly mowing us all to the ground!
And Puss hissing at dog
it’s all becoming a fog

[EZ_Rider]

There’s Jimmy clowning around
Nearly mowing us all to the ground
And Puss hissing at dog
It’s all becoming a fog
But also, what’s that funny sound?

[SilverTabby]

An old wandering pedlar arrived