An old wandering pedlar arrived
For 80 long years he’d survived
An old wandering pedlar arrived
For 80 long years he’d survived
By making trinkets and pegs
An old wandering pedlar arrived
For 80 long years he’d survived
By making trinkets and pegs
and elaborately carved wooden legs
An old wandering pedlar arrived
For 80 long years he’d survived
By making trinkets and pegs
and elaborately carved wooden legs
But of good food he was deprived.
He’d always slept under the stars
He’d always slept under the stars
or occasionally behind iron bars
He’d always slept under the stars
or occasionally behind iron bars
But a really full life
He’d always slept under the stars
or occasionally behind iron bars
But a really full life
Cos he had no wife
He’d always slept under the stars
Or occasionally behind iron bars
But a really full life
Cos he had no wife
And never owned any nice cars.
You can’t beat a nice fillet steak
You can’t beat a nice fillet steak
Followed by a nice sponge cake
You can’t beat a nice fillet steak
Followed by a nice sponge cake
With a pint of cold beer
You can’t beat a nice fillet steak
Followed by a nice sponge cake
With a pint of cold beer
None of that here. 
You can’t beat a nice fillet steak
Followed by a nice sponge cake
With a pint of cold beer
None of that here
Now I just have to stay awake.
Do you remember back in the day?
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Do you remember back in the day?
Before technology came into play
Do you remember back in the day?
Before technology came into play
We’d play in the street
Do you remember back in the day?
Before technology came into play
We’d play in the street
not care what we’d eat
Do you remember back in the day?
Before technology came into play
We’d play in the street
Not care what we’d eat
Fun times, what more can I say.
My Daffs are all showing their heads