Whoops, sorry Mups… 
While feeding the birds one day
I saw all my herbs were in disarray
So without delay, I thought I would
While feeding the birds one day
I saw all my herbs were in disarray
So without delay, I thought I would
Tidy them up, do you think I should?
While feeding the birds one day
I saw all my herbs were in disarray
So without delay, I thought I would
Tidy them up, do you think I should?
Yes, then they’d make a great display.
Need an eye test, so off into town
Need an eye test, so off into town
Whoops - nearly went in my dressing gown
Need an eye test, so off into town
Whoops - nearly went in my dressing gown
So now suitably attired, I wended my way
Need an eye test, so off into town
Whoops- nearly went in my dressing gown
So now suitably attired, I wended my way
The sun’s shining bright ,what a beautiful day
Need an eye test, so off into town
Whoops- nearly went in my dressing gown
So now suitably attired, I wended my way
The sun’s shining bright ,what a beautiful day
Oh dear - black ice - I fell down!
A black horse walked into a bar
A black horse walked into a bar
He’d had trouble parking his car
A black horse walked into a bar
He’d had trouble parking his car
So he asked for a drink
A black horse walked into a bar
He’d had trouble parking his car
So he asked for a drink
said it had to be pink
A black horse walked into a bar
He’d had trouble parking his car
So he asked for a drink
said it had to be pink
It’s the oddest horse you’ve heard of by far!
At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
All was silent, nobody spoke
At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
All was silent, nobody spoke
When all at once
At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
All was silent, nobody spoke
When all at once
A flock of geese
At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
All was silent, nobody spoke
When all at once
A flock of geese
honked and the sound barrier broke!
A humongous blue dragon named Judd
A humongous blue dragon named Judd
Crash landed into thick mud
A humongous blue dragon named Judd
Crash landed into thick mud
he licked his scales and said
A humongous blue dragon named Judd
Crash landed into thick mud
He licked his scales and said
Ooh my poor head
A humongous blue dragon named Judd
Crash landed into thick mud
He licked his scales and said
Ooh my poor head
“By 'eck, I came down with a thud.”
Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
He wanted flowers instead of just weeds